I'd rather wear my Converse and a hoodie
over heels and a skirt, and I spend my weekends reading and listening to music
instead of partying and getting drunk. I'd rather go to school with wet hair instead
of spending an hour and a half drying and straightening it every morning.   I think
puns are far more amusing  than making fun of other people's clothes or weight.
                   If that makes me "uncool," then I'm fine with being a loser.