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‎3 Impossibilities in the World: 

1. You can't count your hair. 

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out. 



 

 

Now please put your tongue back inside your mouth, you look like a dog
;)

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‎3 Impossibilities in the World: 1. You can't count

575 faves · 17 comments · Dec 3, 2011 11:39pm

JordanThinksYourBeautiful

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Nooraa · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA OMG.
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kingkong007 · 1 decade ago
I agree with bigbowsandlipgloss.
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_Hey_Bro_ · 1 decade ago
LMFAOOOOOO
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bigbowsandlipgloss · 1 decade ago
all of these are actually possible. the first one is easy, the second one would take someone with courage, the third is easy if you know how to breathe from your nose. ;]
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dirtydog69 · 1 decade ago
hahaha thats a good one
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Lettting_gooo · 1 decade ago
LMFAAAAO.
Night made.
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xoxjillxox101 · 1 decade ago
hahahahaha i did it !!! Lmao
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deasia23 · 1 decade ago
actually you can wash your eye with soap....if you use baby shampoo tear free(: lol
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CokiieMonster · 1 decade ago
LMFAO ! That Wuss Funny As Hell !
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Lavindyer · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA! XD omg that was funny.
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lauren1023 · 1 decade ago
omg true i did it!
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befearlessnow · 1 decade ago
haah i was like "ahhhh" and my fam's like, O.o?
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katt99 · 1 decade ago
honestly. im in love with whoever came up with this. :D
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unknown_beauty1997 · 1 decade ago
LMAO haha
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JordanRae · 1 decade ago
haha (:
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FollowUrDreams* · 1 decade ago
lmfao :P
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dominiqueeewale · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA! :D
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