Thelovelessouranhost

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I RP Seychelles of Hetalia I am an anime nerd which for some reason seems rare on witty //shot

Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 11:03am UTC

Rissa: You wanna know the most hardcore thing i've ever done?
Me: sure...
Rissa: I got the mail...
Me: ...
Rissa: at NIGHT
ME: GASP
LUNCH ROOM: GASP
SCHOOL: GASP
PRESIDENT: GASP
((No seriously, I salute her for that. I can't even walk down the hall in the dark ._. ))

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 3:56am UTC

My cousin just found witty.
My enemy has also found witty.
I regret going on the site around them .___.

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 10:48am UTC

So they announced there's gonna be a bacon shortage next year.
Then they held a bacon eating contest
Then the bacon festival.
*goes to store to hoard bacon before something else happens and EVERYTHING IS GONE*

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 10:56am UTC

I am afraid of 19 out of the 72 common fears
(x) the dark (the kind where you can't see your hand infront of you.)
() staying single forever
() being a parent
(x) giving birth
() being myself in front of others
() open spaces
() closed spaces
(x) heights
() dogs
() birds
() fish
(x) spiders
() flowers/plants
() being touched
() fire
() silk
() the ocean
(x) failure
() success
() thunder/lightning
() frogs
() bf/gf's mom
() bf/gf's dad
() rats
() wind
(x) jumping from high places
() snow
() rain
(x) crossing hanging bridges
x() deep water
() heaven
(x) death
(x) being robbed
(x) falling
(x) clowns
() dolls
() large crowds
() men
() women
() having great responsibilities
() doctors/dentists
(x) tornadoes
() hurricanes
(x) incurable diseases
(x) sharks
() Friday the 13th
() ghosts
() poverty
() Halloween
() school
() odd numbers
() even numbers
() being alone
(x) becoming blind
(x) becoming deaf
(x) growing up
(x) creepy noises at night
() bee stings
() not accomplishing goals
() needles
() blood
() dinosaurs
() the welcome mat
() high speed
() throwing up
() falling in love
() super secrets
Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get more than 10, you're normal.
If you get less than 10, you're fearless.
I guess I'm normal. That
s wierd I thought I was a chicken at everything.

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 10:18am UTC

"Sleep is the bodies way of telling someone to go away."~ The Lorax
My mom: That doesn't work
Me: -stares at her- I know.
~Earlier that morning at 6:00 AM~
Mom: -shakes me softly- Wake up Shorty
Me:Ngh, in a minute
Her:-flips me out of bed- WAKE UP
True Story

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 5:46pm UTC

So my day at school went something like this:
Morning~
Me:So my horoscope says that I have to let you guys decide on my big decisions and-
Luke: Say yes, get married, have some kids and settle down.
Me:Wait with who?!
Afternoon~
Me: So I might ask Josh to the homecoming da-
My friend: Oh yeah bad news that chick you hate asked him out and he said yes, btw she's a freshman and shizz like that.
Me: When did this happen?!
Her: Last night
After school~
Me: OW stupid bruise....
Friends Dog: -head butts my f/cking bruise-
Me: WHY MUST ALL THINGS BAD HAPPEN TO ME
Friend- . . .

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 10:11pm UTC

John Smith: Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me.
Pocahontas: Then you should talk back.
Grandmother Willow: Don't be frightened, young man. My bark is worse than my bite.
Pocahontas: Say something.
John Smith: What do you say to a tree?
Pocahontas: Anything you want...

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:28pm UTC

"What the hell are you doing at the bottom of a well?!"
"DON'T ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
-The Goonies

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Thelovelessouranhost
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August 16, 2012 2:37am UTC

Friend: I know we won't get dates for the ball, so let's bring cats!
Me: I can never be a cat lady. I'm allergic to them. I'll bring turtles...
Friend: That's horrible. You'll be worst than a cat lady, you'll be a turtle lady...
Me: Thanks dude, glad to have your support!~
-actualy conversation we had =_= -

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 12:37am UTC

Le me and my cousin at the mall-
Me:Hey those guys are hot....
Cousin-...wanna stalk them?
Me:I love you.
*Get up and are about to follow when they suddenly turn around*
Me: Shizznet!! ABORT ABORT WALK INTO CLAIRES
Yeah...we aren't the smartest cookies in the jar <3

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 6:30am UTC

I can't sleep. Want to her why?
So I was laying down a few minutes ago and decided to look at my yugioh bin for some reason. Well guess what? I made eye contact with a mother fcking spider. And this is how it went:
Me: O_________O get out
spider: lolno
Me: I'm warning you
Spider: Naw I pay rent
Me: ... *Leaves for 4 minutes*
Spider: I win
Me: -comes back with oxi clean and takes aim-
Spider: O-O WTF ARE YOU-
Me: -Spray Attack- ONLY OXI CLEAN IS MY MOTHER F-ING FRIEND IN MY ROOM HO!
Yeah, me and spiders bigger than the tip of my pinky don't see eye to eye. It's funny, I was practicing my aim so I dont miss. Mother f-er was freaking fast too!
Found a spider in my room. Goodbye sleep, Hello baseball bat =_=

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 9:51pm UTC

My mom has found out about witty.
She likes it and is going to make an account
I have yet to find out if thats good or bad o-o

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 6:13pm UTC

When an old disney movie has a 2nd/3rd/4th movie coming out
Its not little kids that go
It's the 90's kids.

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 12:11am UTC

does swithcing to geico really save 15 percent or more on car insurance ? does patrick star play a mean belly?

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Thelovelessouranhost
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December 14, 2011 9:12pm UTC

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to meeee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5 Draaama Queeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who keeps inboxing meeee! Happy Holidays? :D
nmq It was a friends status :)

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 6:33am UTC

Today in the car my grandpa told me 2 decisions that can affect my life.
"You either get a boyfriend or a car. If you get a boy NO CAR FOR YOU"
what would you choose?

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 4:19am UTC

R I AM A SKITTLES BAG
EAT A
ME W
OR ELSE YOU DIE R
:))))) <
RAWR 3

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 3:57am UTC

I love my sister. Shes only 2 and we're watching little animal noise videos on youtube. after we finish (we watched it for 3 hours.....!)
I asked her questions and this is how it went:
me:Kiwi what does a cow say???
her:BAAA BAAA
me:...what does a sheep say?
her: MOOOOOOOOO :D
me: you learned nothing...
her: -shakes head- I learned.... I Q I G U E :D (from the abc song)
sorry it was cute decided to share xD

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 11:28pm UTC

Dear Docters,
That medicine you give us DOES NOT TASTE LIKE CHERRIES.
Sincerly,
OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS IN MY MOUTH!

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Thelovelessouranhost
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 10:57pm UTC

One of these days
I'm going to go to dairy queen to ask for a mc.flurry
Then to mc.donalds for a whopper
AND THEN to tacobell for a big mac
how bout u? ;]

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