Everyones
like, "zomg I can totally relate to Twilight!"
And I'm sitting here going, "Yup, I remember that
time
when I jumped off a cliff because my pale & sparkly
vampire boyfriend left me, fell in love with my were-
-wolf best friend, got married to the pale & sparkly
vampire and then almost died giving birth to his half
vampire baby before he turned me into a vampire
by poisoning me. (oh, and my best friend fell in love
with my baby, but that was totally
normal.)"
526 faves · 2 comments · Nov 30, 2011 1:26am
jojoweasly
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1 decade ago
lol
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AmyElizzabeth · 1 decade ago
happens every day.
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