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Guy 1:dude my girlfriend just threw me out of my apartment
Guy 2: why. what did u do
Guy 1:well the fire alarm went off and the first thing i did was lay on top of my x_box to protect it from danger
Guy 2:dude u just made my day

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*text* Guy 1:dude my girlfriend just threw me out of my apartment

4 faves · Nov 6, 2011 12:02am

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