Urban Dictionary: definition of Witty Profiles
Witty Profiles can be extremely addicting. Obsession will occur. Schoolwork will be put off until every single quote on the top quotes list is read. Witty Profiles will know more about you than your friends and family do, and you will pour every single thought into your quotes. You will always keep a notepad or something to record your quotes so you won't forget them. Witty Profiles will pretty much be your life. 

Witty Profiler: Dude, have you heard of Witty Profiles?
Person: No?
Witty Profiler: o.O

Yep...that sounds about right.