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36 faves · 82 comments · Oct 15, 2011 12:44pm

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yourBackBonebroseph · 1 decade ago
i slept with a french fry because thats how i rollll.
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Princess B-tch* · 1 decade ago
i killed a toothbrush cuz that how i roll. lmfao wtf <3
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soccerbabe7436 · 1 decade ago
i shot your dealer because the lil people told me to :)
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samxoxo2100 · 1 decade ago
i slept with a crackhead because im sexy.
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ravenboyal20 · 1 decade ago
i shot a horse because im a pimp and youre jelous.
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morgiibearmjf · 1 decade ago
i shot a dog because im beautiful
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runner98 · 1 decade ago
i kissed you because i'm sexy ;)
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SoftyFrostySnowman · 1 decade ago
I laughed with your dealer because I'm a pimp and your jealous < Day Made XD
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XxTaliaaaxX · 1 decade ago
I killed an emo kid because I'm a pimp and you're jealous. :P
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ElphabaThropp · 1 decade ago
I cleaned a dog because I'm beautiful :)
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LunLun · 1 decade ago
Guess what. I hugged Paris Hilton, . ;D
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MissySmiles · 1 decade ago
My friend: I ran naked with a toothbrush because I'm sexy.
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MissySmiles · 1 decade ago
I stabbed an easter egg because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
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ChelseaBabe97 · 1 decade ago
I ran nacked with a , because I'm sexy<3
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Ralph* · 1 decade ago
I cleaned a because I have a noodle in my nose.
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beachyxdem06 · 1 decade ago
i cleaned an emo kid because the lil kids told me 2
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KatieGurrrl16 · 1 decade ago
i slapped a teacher because i'm a pimp and you're jealous;)
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kristen8 · 1 decade ago
I cleaned a dog because i have an amazing smile....
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kellyclarks19 · 1 decade ago
I ran naked with your mom because that's how I roll(;
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Meganbbz · 1 decade ago
I cleaned a popstar because I got abs x)
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