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I wish life was like a State Farm commercial...
You sing a jingle,
Snap,
and BOOM!
Hot guy with a sandwich!

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I wish life was like a State Farm commercial... You sing a jingle,

196 faves · Oct 12, 2011 5:00pm

WhereverTheWindBlows

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WhereverTheWindBlows


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