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MaroonSky

1. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   Darling; You're not all I want for Christmas,no offense. I want to stop world hunger , Soldiers to come home, and cancer to be cured.You may not be all I want for Christmas, but it'd all seem easier with you by my side.
   ♥
   
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2. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 9:20pm UTC
   credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
   It's funny how
   there could be 52 online friends on facebook,and you have no one to talk to.
   notmyformat
   
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3. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   "Have a nice day."
   "Don't tell me what to do."
   Who else remembers this?
   
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4. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2011 8:40pm UTC
   That awkward moment,
   when your computer asks you if you'd like to continue unprotected.
   
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5. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 6:29pm UTC
   Where were you when God gave out brains?
   
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6. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 7:29pm UTC
   Sitting in algebra,
   and then suddenly,;
   "MEOW"
   has that ever happened to anyone else? nmf
   
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7. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 7:27pm UTC
   You say it to my back,
   cause you're afraid to look me in the eye
   nmf
   
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8. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 7:17pm UTC
   I wanna marry the hot guy
   in
   Kodak Commercials.
   ♥
   
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9. MaroonSky
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 7:15pm UTC
   I come home, look in the mirror and think
   Did I look like that
   ALL DAY?
   ♥
   
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10. MaroonSky
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    &, when H-E-Y
    becomes a three-syllable
    WORD.
    ♥
    
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11. MaroonSky
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Hey Smart One!
    -If you break a girl’s heart, watch for falling anvils.
    
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12. MaroonSky
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Curiosity,
    Killed the cat. But at least it didn’t die of boredom
    
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13. MaroonSky
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    *Sighs*
    They always go for the blonde, don’t they?
    
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14. MaroonSky
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Patience may be a virtue
    But to hell, it’s not mine
    I check
    
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