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Mary was not the best student in class. Usually she took naps. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, Johnny, a boy sitting in the seat behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" She shouted. "Very good," said the teacher. She fell back asleep. A while later, the teacher called on her again. "Tell me Mary, who is our lord and savior?" When she didn't wake up, Johnny took the pin and again, stuck her in the rear. "Jesus Christ!" She shouted. "Very good, Mary," the teacher said. She fell back asleep. Then, the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after having his 23rd child?" Once again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time, Mary jumped up and shouted,"If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in two!" The teacher fainted.

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