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1. jsb702
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   March 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
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2. jsb702
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   March 1, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   What if sleep really isn't sleep?
   What if itswhen an angel pulls you out of your body and throws you into the heavens, into a world of magic and wonder?
   And the angel breathes for you as you visit their dimension?
   And dreams were really just the memories you had of these places?
   
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3. jsb702
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   March 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   I'll dissolve when the rain pours in,
   when the nightmares take me.
   I will scream with the howling wind,
   'cause its a bitter world, and I'd rather dream.
   
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4. jsb702
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   January 8, 2012 8:40pm UTC
   Haters gonna hate.
   Potatoes gonna potate.
   Procrastinators gonna procrastin
   
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5. jsb702
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   January 8, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   Why have a social life when you can have witty?
   
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6. jsb702
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   January 8, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   The silence isn't so bad,
   'til i look at my hands and feel sad,
   'cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly. <3
   
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7. jsb702
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   January 8, 2012 2:11pm UTC
   Sometimes when I think
   about things I would never want people to know about,
   I get paranoid that everyone in the world can read minds, except for me.
   
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8. jsb702
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   January 8, 2012 11:08am UTC
   Did you know..?
   kissing helps prevent tooth decay.
   looks like I'll be needing dentures someday.
   
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9. jsb702
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   January 7, 2012 8:51pm UTC
   the only way
   i would ever get in your pants is if you put a picture of me
   in your pocket. ♥
   
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10. jsb702
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    take my hand, and we'll walk away.
    away from society, away from the world.
    away from everything that everyone said we were.
    
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11. jsb702
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    When you are b o r n , you will share your birthday with 17 million people.
    During your years of school, you will have
    17 true friends.
    By, the time you are 40, that number will have dropped down to 2.
    You will grow 950 km of hair.
    You will laugh an average of 18 times a day.
    You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the earth.
    You will eat 30 tons of food.
    You will drink 9000 cups of coffee.
    You will have one oppurtunity in 10 of getting electrocuted.
    On average, you will spend 10 years at work.
    20 years sleeping.
    3 years sitting on the toilet.
    7 months waiting in traffic.
    2 months waiting on hold on your phone.
    12 years watching TV.
    and 19 days looking for the remote.
    This leaves you with one-fifth of your life to actually live...
    So what are you waitng for?
    
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12. jsb702
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    January 7, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    People tell me to grow up and be mature.
    I don't think they understand that I'm not even an adult
    
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13. jsb702
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    January 7, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    No guy is worth crying over.
    But when you find one who is, he won't make you cry.
    
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14. jsb702
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    January 5, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Meow.
    I'm a turtle.
    Check out these dorsel fins.
    
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15. jsb702
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    January 5, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Just like the clouds,
    my eyes will do the same.
    If you walk away,
    everyday it will rain, rain, rain, rain... ♥
    
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16. jsb702
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    January 5, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Stub toe in front of mom:
    OH MY
    FUC...aaggtuurrrreee
    yeeerrrppooo!!
    god. THAT HURT.
    
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17. jsb702
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    January 3, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Trying to find a good quality about her is like trying to make a blind ostrich knit a sweater.
    
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18. jsb702
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    January 3, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    sitting on witty so long,
    that your butt gets numb..
    
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19. jsb702
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    January 3, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    How was your new years eve ?
    drink lots of beer? yeah, all the kids in this town have been doing that lately. wanna know what i was doing?
    matching my best friend in our new kmart footie pajamas, and playing just dance 3.
    at least i can remember what i did.
    
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20. jsb702
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    January 3, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    *I dropped my pencil in class today*
    annoying kid sitting next to me:
    Wow. That was a fail...
    me: Yeah. Like your dad's condom.
    
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