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Friends: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents by their first names.

Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you that what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would be sitting right next to you saying "Damn that was fun!"

Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Real Friends: Cry with you.

Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.
Real Friends: "borrow" you stuff and keep it for so long they forget its yours.

Friends: Know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Would walk right in as ringing the door bell a special way yelling "I'm home!"

Friends: Will talk bad to/about a person to talks bad about you.
Real Friends: Will knock that person out.

Friends: Might ignore this quote.
Real Friends: Will repost it in all its glory.

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Friends: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.Real Friends: Call your parents

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Friends: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.Real Friends: Call your parents

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