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Hi I'm Elizabeth, Call me Liz:)
I blow out the candles on June 24th.
I'm 13
I love to eat food, listen to music, party with friends,
and dance.
I play guitar and saxophone and my sport is dance<3
My future hubby is Niall Horan<3
Follow for Follow? 

L O V E  Y O U 

 - Everyday Im Shuffling
 my. ovaries. are. gone. on TwitpicLove it on TwitpicDear Directioners on TwitpicHe is so cute on TwitpicHAHAHAHAHA on Twitpicrry could be a model I'm not kidding. on Twitpic#Imagine Niall doing a Strip Tease for you;) on Twitpicskfjglndgvjsrtg NIALL SHIRTLESS WHAT?! on Twitpic
  1. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I haven't been a
    directioner since the
    but I just have to say, I love the "old" Niall. He's
    always been my favorite of the group because he
    was the most down to earth. Now I feel he's
    changed a little. He grew his hair and started
    showing off his muscles...which isn't a bad thing
    it's just I haven't seen the Niall from the video
    diaries I "feel in love with." And it makes me
    realize all of the boys are going to change...
    which makes me sad, yet I'm always happy to
    see them grow in their music career.
    So no matter how much they change, I'll always
    love the band,
    One Direction.

  2. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    *me watching Gotta Be You music video for the first time*
    me: woah it's Harry!
    me: wait why is he singing Liam's solo?
    me: OH that's Liam....why is his hair curly?
    me: he totally copied Harry...
    me: ok now Zayn's looking all sexy on a train
    me: Harry's at. college?
    me: OMG Niall's eyes
    me: Louis flashes a smile
    me: now they're all on an island
    me: WTF?
    me: this is clearly not in chronological order...

  3. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    The people who know you the
    judge you the

  4. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:43am UTC
    "For mother's day, give mom the best gift:
    because you're the reason she drinks..."
    -my aunt

  5. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:39am UTC
    Your Crush is in a relationship with Someone Other than You
    ♥ 47 seconds ago · Dislike · Comment · See Jealousy

  6. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:29am UTC
    he saw you.
    he met you.
    he wanted you.
    he liked you
    he chased you.
    he got you.
    he had you.
    he got bored.
    he left.
    you did nothing wrong.

  7. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:04am UTC
    You don't know you're beautiful<3
    Actually, I'm sexy and I know it...
    nmf, followme(:
    nmf, followme(

  8. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    "Vas Happenin'?"
    -Zayn Malik
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  9. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    What if . . . ?
    Your parents won't allow you to fly out to the UK to see your boyfriend's concert. You beg until after a few hours when you just give up. You call your boyfriend to tell him the sad news and he starts crying because he misses you so much. A day later you hear the door bell ring. You trudge down the stairs in shorts and a hoodie. You open the door to find your boyfriend. After you catch up and hug and kiss you introduce him to your parents. All four of you sit down at a table. Your father says, "We don't approve of this at all," and your heart is broken. You go to protest but your boyfriend interupts. After pouring his heart out and giving 15 logical reasons why you need to be his girlfriend and be with him in the UK, your parents let you date. Your father shakes your boyfriend's hand and says, "Take care of her Louis."

  10. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Thank you wittians:)

  11. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    "Why did the mushroom go to the party?
    Because he was a fungi."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    One Direction

  12. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    you are wearing the most uncomftorable jeans ever
    and they ride up in that area
    and make you look like you have a....male body part.

  13. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Your phone vibrates on your crotch.

  14. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Someone hugs you so hard, you fall on top of them.

  15. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    What i f . . .?
    You get a text message from your boyfriend who's on tour in the middle of English class. Your text tone blasts out in the silent classroom. You slouch in your chair, since you're shy. Your teacher walks over to your desk and asks for your phone. Reluctantly, you hand it over. As your punishment the teacher starts reading the text: "Hey beautiful! I love you so much and can't wait to hold you again. I know I'm at home, but my real home is in your heart. Hope to see you at our New York show! xLiam" The whole class is speachless.

  16. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    What i f . . . ?
    You're picking up your boyfriend and his friends at the airport. You haven't seen him in months and you'll be together for one week before he goes back on tour. You park the car and look for your boyfriend. When you see him he drops his bags, you run to him, he catches you, embraces you in his arms, and spins you around. He trips and falls over and you land on top of him. Both of you laugh and kiss. His four friends walk up to the situation and one screams in a sarcastic tone, "Harry, are you cheating on me?"

  17. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    What if . . .?
    Your son just turned 13. He has been acting a little different so you make your husband talk to him. You over hear the conversation. "Dad, I really like her, how do I get her to like me?" Your husband laughs. "You know how I got your mom? I sang to her. Oh, and you need a cool hair style." You laugh to yourself, while your husband runs to the attic and the bathroom. You pretend not to notice and hear the conversation start again. "Here's hair gel, I'll style it like how I did back in my day." "Ughh," your son groans. "Hey!" Your husband protests, "Lots of young ladies loved it! Oh and you'll need my favorite varsity jacket!" You laugh so hard and interupt. "Does he really need that, Zayn?" He nods at you. "Dad why is it your favorite?" your son asks." Zayn replys, "It has your mothers anitials, of course."

  18. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    What if . . .?
    (15 years from now)
    Your fiance is unable to attend your ultrasound. You're sad because you find out the gender of your first baby. You walk into the doctor's office and see his bestfriend. He explains that your fiance didn't want you to be alone. You walk into the room as he follows behind you. After a while you find out that the gender is a boy. Your face lights up with joy. Your fiance's friend jumps up and down in his seat and screams, "Can you pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee name him Harry?" You laugh and say "I'll have to clear that with Louis."

  19. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    What if . . . ?
    (20 years from now):
    You are a busy mother of 3. Your oldest son, who is 5, is starting his first day of kindergarten. He runs down the stairs, excited as can be, and you lay out cereal for him and his father; your husband. You place a fork out for your husband and a spoon for your son. Your son screams. "What?" you react. "It-its...Daddy told me about th-AHHH!" he replies. You shoot a look at your husband. "What did you tell him?" you ask. He starts off, "Uhh just my experiences." You yank the spoon off the table and replace it with a fork. You roll your eyes and say, "Liam, are you happy with yourself?" He laughs, walks over to you, and places your hands on your hips. "Yes. In fact, I'm thrilled." You both smile and kiss for a few seconds. "Ewww," your son shrieks.

  20. lizquack321 lizquack321
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    What i f. . .?
    You are a dancer and just got home from a long five hour dance rehearsal. You walk into you and your boyfriend's apartment; take off your shoes and lye down on the coach in sweat pants, a sports bra, and your hair is in a messy bun with no make up on. You fall asleep and wake up to your blonde, Irish boyfriend smiling. You ask what's wrong and he replies, "Nothing, you're just so beautiful." You blush and yawn. He slides onto the couch and cuddles with you. Your phone vibrates in your sweat pants pocket and it's a twitter notification: @Harry_Styles: awww Niall's girl is such an adorable sleeper. You have a panic attack and check @NiallOfficial page. The last tweet was a picture of you sleeping with the caption: My girlfriend is so beautiful, I swear she's the one. Your jaw drops and ask "Why?" In a sarcastic tone. He pushes a loose strand of hair back, smiles and says "It's all true." He smiles and kisses you.

    starting a series:)


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