ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. 
HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF.
HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS ... ... ... ... 
BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. 
THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY.
HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. ... 
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: 'HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. 
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. 
THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT.