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I am a beautiful unicorn
I know you are lexi.
And sometimes. I just need to show my true... horn.
Let it shine girl!

And YOU, my fellow mythical creature, are a super. Duper. Sexy. 1 eye 1 horn flying purple people eater.
Well, duh! <3
And we are the best creatures to ever frolick the planet.
I'll be honest, you're CRAZY!
 
Oh, I thought we were talking business....

 
  
 
 
  
  

  
 (true story)

 

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I am a beautiful unicorn I know you are lexi. And sometimes.

12 faves · Sep 19, 2011 11:57pm

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