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BigFatTurdHead

1. BigFatTurdHead
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 2:07pm UTC
   Life's all about a$$, We're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or acting like one. ♥
   
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2. BigFatTurdHead
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   October 11, 2011 1:18am UTC
   I just realized things would be better for everyone that's in my life if i wasn't here!:/
   
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3. BigFatTurdHead
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   September 29, 2011 8:52pm UTC
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4. BigFatTurdHead
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   September 25, 2011 1:15pm UTC
   He said he likes me and says im beautiful and he would do any thing and talk to me for three days and then not talk to me for 3 or 4 weeks and ughhhhhhhh WHAT DID I DO WRONG WHATS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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5. BigFatTurdHead
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2011 8:12pm UTC
   If im ever on a bad date
   ima stand up and and stand up and say
   " im an actor and they are all actors " and run out!
   
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6. BigFatTurdHead
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   September 16, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   Tippin' On My Dick!:)
   
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7. BigFatTurdHead
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   September 15, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   One big room full of bad B*tches!!!!!!
   
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8. BigFatTurdHead
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   September 15, 2011 1:42am UTC
   The buds of my finger nails or sore and i swear they are about to bleed but i cant stop biting them!
   
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9. BigFatTurdHead
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 8:59pm UTC
   Im the type of girl you wanna chew up on my bubble gum
   Im the type of girl you wanna take to your mommas home!:)
   
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10. BigFatTurdHead
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    What flavor milkshake is bringing all the boys to the yard!?
    
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11. BigFatTurdHead
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    September 14, 2011 11:59am UTC
    So the new kids at my school always ask why im so quiet and i say " Boy you have never spent a whole day with me cause if you have you woludnt be saying that" FAVE IF YOUR THE SAME WAY!!!:)
    
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12. BigFatTurdHead
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Am i the only one that smiles when someone likes one of my quotes!?
    
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13. BigFatTurdHead
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    ex-boyrfriend and ex-girlfriend run into each other boy:hey! listen, i really miss you girl:*sneezes* boy:bless you , are you sick? girl:no, I'm just allergic to bullsh!t.
    
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14. BigFatTurdHead
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    September 13, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    FAVE! If you know someone that needs to get smacked in the face with a shovel!:0
    
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15. BigFatTurdHead
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    September 13, 2011 9:41pm UTC
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