SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
me: did you
call me a hoe?
SantaClaus:
May I ask you a question?
me: no!
SantaClaus:
I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the
elves have left for you?
me: did you
call me a hoe?
SantaClaus:
Why did you say that?
me: im
asking you a question. did you call me a hoe?
SantaClaus:
That's what I'm here for!
me: im not a
hoe!
SantaClaus:
Excuse me?
me: i said
im not a hoe!
SantaClaus:
Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
me: im not a
hoe!
SantaClaus: Take a
moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way.
O.K.
me: you
suck!
SantaClaus:
Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me
another way.
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Be nice.
me: well you
arent.
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type
menu.
me: i will
be nice once you apologize for calling me a hoe.
SantaClaus:
Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Easy now, I've got elves.
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Just call me Santa. I prefer it.
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit.
Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing
happened.
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Not funny.
me: yes it
is.
SantaClaus:
Without a doubt?
me: loser!
SantaClaus:
Be nice.
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Not funny.
me:
LOSER!
SantaClaus:
I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat
with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try
something else?
me:
fine.
SantaClaus:
Excellent!
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Easy now, I've got elves.
me: i
know!
SantaClaus:
Good, I knew you were smart.
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Just call me Santa. I prefer it.
me: i will
call you what i want to call you.
SantaClaus:
You got it! That's great!
me:
loser!
SantaClaus:
Not funny.
me: yes it
is!!!!!
SantaClaus:
Mm hm.
me: im sorry
i was being so mean.
SantaClaus:
It's O.K. I'll give you another chance.
me:
thanks.
SantaClaus:
My pleasure, anytime.
i love talking to santa its sooo funny. i dont want to give out
my screen name so i just put me instead(:
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