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  1. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2009 6:54pm UTC
    DONT DIE!! I adore U
    Don't not cease reading you will regret it!
    girl meets a boy on a messenger
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at

  2. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2008 8:11pm UTC
    all i want for c h r i s t m a s is you !
    rate high^^ if you want a special boy/girl for xmas! i know we all do.

  3. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2008 10:33pm UTC
    SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
    me: did you call me a hoe?
    SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
    me: no!
    SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
    me: did you call me a hoe?
    SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
    me: im asking you a question. did you call me a hoe?
    SantaClaus: That's what I'm here for!
    me: im not a hoe!
    SantaClaus: Excuse me?
    me: i said im not a hoe!
    SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
    me: im not a hoe!
    SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K.
    me: you suck!
    SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Be nice.
    me: well you arent.
    SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
    me: i will be nice once you apologize for calling me a hoe.
    SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Easy now, I've got elves.
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Just call me Santa. I prefer it.
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit.
    Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened.
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Not funny.
    me: yes it is.
    SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Be nice.
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Not funny.
    me: LOSER!
    SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else?
    me: fine.
    SantaClaus: Excellent!
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Easy now, I've got elves.
    me: i know!
    SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart.
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Just call me Santa. I prefer it.
    me: i will call you what i want to call you.
    SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!
    me: loser!
    SantaClaus: Not funny.
    me: yes it is!!!!!
    SantaClaus: Mm hm.
    me: im sorry i was being so mean.
    SantaClaus: It's O.K. I'll give you another chance.
    me: thanks.
    SantaClaus: My pleasure, anytime.
    i love talking to santa its sooo funny. i dont want to give out my screen name so i just put me instead(:

  4. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2008 10:16pm UTC
    me: your strange.
    SantaClaus: Well, I am trying to learn.
    ahaha wow.

  5. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2008 10:14pm UTC
    me: fatty!
    SantaClaus: Excuse me?
    me: yeah i said it.
    SantaClaus: Yes!!
    me: fat!
    SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
    me: because your fat!
    SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
    me:so you do think your fat!?
    SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
    me: okay grumpy!
    SantaClaus: Good.
    me: so you do think you fat?!
    SantaClaus: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
    this was sooo funny!!!!!!^^^

  6. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2008 9:53pm UTC
    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this b u l l before.

  7. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2008 9:51pm UTC
    Before you meet your prince you have to k i s s a lot of toads.

  8. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2008 9:47pm UTC
    You can’t do anything, if you believe you can’t.

  9. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2008 9:42pm UTC
    A good friend is the person who gives you the better of the two choices,
    holds your hand when you're scared,
    helps you fight off those who try to take a d v a n t a g e of you,
    thinks of you at times when you are not there,
    reminds you of what you have forgotten,
    helps you put the past behind you but understands when you need to hold on to it a little longer,
    stays with you so that you have confidence,
    goes out of their way to make time for you,
    helps you clear up your mistakes,
    helps you deal with pressure from others,
    smiles for you when they are sad,
    helps you become a better person,
    and most importantly l o v e s y o u!

  10. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2008 9:36pm UTC
    Girls are like apples on trees...
    The best ones are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don't want to r e a c h for the good ones
    because they're afraid of falling & getting hurt.
    Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground but aren't as good, and are easy.
    So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them,
    when in reality, they are amazing.
    That is why we just have to be a little patient & the right boy,
    the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple,
    will come s o m e d a y...

  11. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2008 9:28pm UTC
    Wait.
    Wait for the one who will be your best friend,
    who will drop e v e r y t h i n g to be with you at any time no matter what.
    Wait for the one who makes you smile like no other,
    and when they smile you know they need you.
    Wait for the one who wants to show you off when you are in sweats and have no makeup on,
    but appreciates it when you get all dolled up for him.
    Most of all, wait for the one who will put you at the center of his universe,
    because obviously, he's at the center of yours.

  12. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2008 8:48pm UTC
    Single
    b o y s your wecome to change that(:

  13. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2008 8:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2008 8:31pm UTC
    &&. i'm not your a v e r a g e girl ........

  15. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2008 8:24pm UTC
    A Little Thing Called Love
    To be in love is like jumping off a cliff with
    no intent on looking down at the bottom.
    You don't care its going to HURT LIKE HELL
    when u hit the bottom, all you care about is that
    for just for that short period of time...
    you feel like you could f l y <3

  16. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2008 7:49pm UTC
    this is sad. :/there was a little girl that was beat by her father and if you do not post this she will turn up at your bed at 2:12 if you do not post it

  17. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2008 7:26pm UTC
    THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR . 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones. 3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!" 5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment. 7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute. 9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?" 10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?" 13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them. 14. Stare at another person for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 15. Stare manically and grin at another person for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on." 16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other people in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"credit to sweet_stough21 i just wanted to make it more colorful(;hope you dont minc.

  18. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2008 12:41am UTC
    Sign Here:Hey everyone at the end of this post sign you account name not your really name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.Make your name look pretty.ohsoxcassidy made by ohsoxcassidy

  19. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2008 12:00am UTC
    Please take a moment to read this:
    Pray for the people
    Who
    lost their homes
    In
    the fires
    in California
    It
    is devastating
    I
    was one who almost lost their home
    Many
    of my friends have already
    This
    is the worst fires in California since
    The
    Bel-Air fire in 1961
    Many
    have lost their homes and had to evacuate
    My
    dad was one
    The
    fire was so close to the house he had to leave almost
    immediately
    He
    only got to grab a few clothes and pictures
    Luckily it didn’t burn down
    But many have and
    these fires are still going onIf you care rate high!

  20. ohsoxcassidy ohsoxcassidy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2008 12:22am UTC
    love is like war;.easy to start.hard to end&+impossible to forget.

:)

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