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Okay so...





dont normally do this, but i feel like it so yeah.


if i get 5 faves, i will go up to 5 guys tomorrow and say


"i wanna bang you." and then walk away

if i get 10 faves, i will go up to some guy and say

"hey, you're hot. we should hang out some time... like now, what are

you doing now?"

if I get 20 faves- I will ask someone out(:

If I get over 100 faves, i will go up to my ex. say "WHERE THE f**k IS MY CHILD SUPPORT?!?!" shove

one of my friends at him then say 

"HERE'S YOUR MOTHER f**kING CHILD. DONT SCREW HER UP." and walk away




and if i get no faves, i will sit and cry. xD jusskidding i wont care.

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Okay so... i dont normally do this, but i feel like it so yeah.

10 faves · Aug 12, 2011 8:20pm

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