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1. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 4:51pm UTC
   NO BRO, REALLY I LOVE BEING
   INVISABLE
   
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2. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 5:45pm UTC
   My heart's a stereo
   It beats for you, so listen close
   Hear my thoughts in every note
   Make me your radio
   Turn me up when you feel low
   This melody was meant for you
   Just sing along to my stereo
   Y
   
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3. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 8:20pm UTC
   Okay so...
   i dont normally do this, but i feel like it so yeah.
   if i get 5 faves, i will go up to 5 guys tomorrow and say
   "i wanna bang you." and then walk away
   if i get 10 faves, i will go up to some guy and say
   "hey, you're hot. we should hang out some time... like now, what are
   you doing now?"
   if I get 20 faves- I will ask someone out(:
   If I get over 100 faves, i will go up to my ex. say "WHERE THE f**k IS MY CHILD SUPPORT?!?!" shove
   one of my friends at him then say
   "HERE'S YOUR MOTHER f**kING CHILD. DONT SCREW HER UP." and walk away
   ♥
   and if i get no faves, i will sit and cry. xD jusskidding i wont care.
   
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4. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 10:35am UTC
   What ever happened...
   ....To the whole "Forever" concept
   
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5. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 3:35pm UTC
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6. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 8:40pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   You actually thought I would cry over you?
   I told you i loved you,
   You thought it was true,
   Well guess what player!
   You got played too.....
   
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7. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 4:07am UTC
   You had me at hello
   Lost me at good bye
   And I guess everything else was a lie....
   
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8. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 3:10am UTC
   seeing a hot guy and thinking;
   Dayum; I'd make him a sandwitch (;
   
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9. wittyjamiee
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   & she's the girl with her middle finger in the air, cause for the first time,
   ​She Doesn't Care ♥
   
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10. wittyjamiee
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    God gave me 5 fingers for a reason
    My pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will never be broken.
    My ring finger is for him and for proof that we’ll be together forever.
    My middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to show her how I feel.
    My pointer finger is to silence them, to savor the moment.
    My thumb is for everyone, to let them know that I'll be okay, No matter what.
    
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11. wittyjamiee
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Dear Boys ,
    You find boobs attractive ? So , if you saw boobs walking down the street , and they weren't attached to a girl ; you wouldn't be a bit frightened ?
    Sincerely ;No ;You can't have a picture
    
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