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flower875

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Member Since: 10 Apr 2011 09:26am

Last Seen: 7 Aug 2017 12:58am

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  1. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    "Roxy like a puma!"

  2. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    me: did you buy your pants on sale
    me: cuz at my house they would be 100% off
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me: oh

  3. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    getting up at five o'clock in the morning really messes with me.
    How do I know this?
    I spent 45 seconds staring at the back of my deodorant looking for the calorie count before I put it on.

  4. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Dear "I had a bad day",
    There's a song for that.
    Sincerely, Taylor Swift.

  5. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Try this!
    Go up to anybody,
    ask them what a go-tee is.
    They will touch their face.

  6. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    heart if you remember;
    Roxy
    like a puma!

  7. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    That one friend
    that finds something perverted
    in every. single.sentence.

  8. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Mirror: Ohh, you're looking cute today!
    Camera: LOL, no.

  9. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    I love the term "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it sounds like there could be more than one outcome.
    Yeah, we're expecting a baby.
    But it could be a velociraptor.

  10. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Aye girls, do me a favor?
    Walk to your bathroom and stand in front of the mirror. Rinse your face and remove the makeup, the fake eyelashes, and the hair extentions. Put your hair up in a ponytail and change into your sweats.
    Did you do it?
    Alright, now stand in front of the mirror and stare at your beautiful reflection for 3 minutes.
    Now don't you dare criticize yourself.
    Point out your strenghts and what makes you beautiful and unique. Your flaws are what makes you amazing. Now, go ahead and wear your makeup and dress to impress, but don't hide behind it. Let it only emphasize your natural, pretty face and wonderful body.
    You're all beautiful in every shape, color and size.
    <3

  11. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:37am UTC
    Dear People,
    I'm not going to talk about boys.
    Or girls.
    Or Justin Bieber.
    >>Not even One Direction.
    And heartbreaks.
    You know what I'm going to talk about?
    Turtles.
    Because everyone loves turtles.
    Especially when they're awkward.

  12. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Looking back at old pictures of yourself and thinking,
    "Why did I have friends?"

  13. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    who feel like they can't go on
    but find the strength to keep going.
    You're the strongest girls I know, wittians.
    I can tell you right now, everything's going to be okay.
    You can find hope.

  14. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 9:50am UTC
    I like eggs.
    {<3} if you remember where this is from.

  15. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Dear girls who say they want to be beautiful,
    Smile.
    Sincerely, problem solved.

  16. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    That awkward moment;
    when you're watching TV with your parents and something sexual comes on.

  17. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    I'm heeerrreee,
    with my daaaaaad, and we never meeet, and he wants me to sing him a soong. I was adopted, and you never knew I was boorn. But I'm here now, I found you, daddy, and guess what? I love you. I love you! I LOVE YOU!

  18. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:53am UTC
    she's
    broken

  19. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:27am UTC
    that amazing moment
    when you make the entire class laugh.♥

  20. flower875 flower875
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 10:48am UTC
    Bad spellers
    UNTIE!

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