Dear mom & dad,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty
homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived with 7 men.
Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked
around without clothes on. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night
to attend a party.
SO, you can't blame
me, I was taught to be a rebel at a young
age.
Love,
ME
