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SharingSmilezz

1. SharingSmilezz
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   November 15, 2011 7:23pm UTC
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2. SharingSmilezz
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   November 12, 2011 7:09pm UTC
   DONT STAND TO CLOSE TO THE HEATER.
   PLASTIC melts.
   please dont jock <3
   
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3. SharingSmilezz
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   September 25, 2011 4:15pm UTC
   I GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER.
   ~Maroon 5
   
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4. SharingSmilezz
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   September 24, 2011 9:50pm UTC
   /// // ///// ///// ///// ///// ///// ///// I LOVE YOU LIKE JERRY LOVES TOM.
   I LOVE YOU LIKE THE JOKER LOVES BATMAN.
   I LOVE YOU LIKE DONKEY KONG LOVES BOWSER.
   I LOVE YOU LIKE LUKE LOVES DARTH VADER.
   BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
   I LOVE YOU LIKE SQUIDWARD LOVES SPONGEBOB.
   /////////// ///// ///// /////
   mine plz dont jock.
   
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5. SharingSmilezz
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   September 24, 2011 5:09pm UTC
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6. SharingSmilezz
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   September 15, 2011 8:42pm UTC
   IT TAKES 43
   MUSCLES TO FROWN
   BUT ONLY 6 TO EXTEND YOUR ARM AND PUNCH SOMEBODY.
   
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7. SharingSmilezz
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   September 15, 2011 8:31pm UTC
   THERE IS NO i IN TEAM
   but remember there is..
   A U IN SUCK.
   
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8. SharingSmilezz
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   September 15, 2011 8:22pm UTC
   SWIPER
   seriously,
   i thought you learned your lesson by now.
   NO SWIPING.
   
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9. SharingSmilezz
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 2:40pm UTC
   THEY MAY HAVE,
   TORN DOWN A TOWER,
   BUT THEY WILL NEVER
   TEAR OUR HEARTS
   ~ Sydney
   remember 9/11 R.I.P
   
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10. SharingSmilezz
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    YOU NEED TO PUT A DIAPER ON YOUR MOUTH.
    That's where all the CRAP is coming from.
    plz dont copy :P
    
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11. SharingSmilezz
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    OMEGLE.
    Mess with strangers.
    Make Strangers mad.
    Talk to strangers.
    AND THE BEST PART,
    THEY WILL NEVER KNOW YOUR IDENTITY.
    
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12. SharingSmilezz
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    bro-cha-cho pronunciation [broh-cha-cho] <]]] [listen to speaker] [<3] [?]
    noun. slang.
    1. Friend.
    2. A combination of Bro and Nacho.
    3. Your best friend that has no nick-name so you gave them this one.
    origination: this word originated from a latin word, Broski. Check the bro-bible for more bro phrases.
    mine..plz dont copy:]
    
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13. SharingSmilezz
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:39am UTC
    WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MILEY CYRUS?
    nobody cares.
    
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14. SharingSmilezz
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    July 25, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD.......
    UNTIE!!!!!!!
    lol....unite!
    
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15. SharingSmilezz
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    July 25, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    HOCKEY LoVeRS UNITE.
    Blackhawks::Ducks::Kings::Bruins::Sabres::
    Flames::Hurricanes::Avalanches::Blue Jackets
    Stars::Red Wings::Oilers::Panthers::Wild
    Canadiens::Predators::Devils::Islanders
    Rangers::Senators::Flyers::Coyotes
    Penguins::Sharks::Blues::Lightning
    Maple Leafs::Canucks::Capitals::Jets
    Fave if I wrote your fave team. :DD
    
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16. SharingSmilezz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    I'm a dinosaur so..... RAWR and stuff.
    / *_)
    /../
    << /........./
    (...|.(...|)
    |_|--|_|
    My messed up Dino^ :DD
    
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17. SharingSmilezz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    I [<3] LOVE YOU
    ^hope something EATS you. :DD
    
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18. SharingSmilezz
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    July 24, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    It takes SKILL to trip over flat surfaces.
    
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19. SharingSmilezz
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    July 24, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    TODDLERS&TIARA'S
    Mom:: What's your favorite color?
    Daughter:: What's your favorite color?
    Mom:: Black, you?
    Daughter:: I like all the colors, even black.
    Mom:: NOOO! Don't say that. Th-That's just cheesy. Eww, don't say that. Nobody likes that. Eww.
    Meanest moms, spoiled girls, and drama.
    If you agree fave.
    
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20. SharingSmilezz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    I can't dougie.
    Nuff' said.
    
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