One day a girl finds a magic genie in a bottle. The genie tells the girl that he will grant her one wish. She thinks really hard about what her one wish will be. Finally, she gets out a map of the world and tells the genie all she really wants is peace in all the mid east countries. The genie says "lady, they've been fighting forever, there's no way even a wish could make them stop. Is there anything else you want?" So she says, "Well, i always wanted the perfect man. One who could fulfill all my needs." The genie rolled his eyes and said " Geez, give me the damn map."

lmao!!