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Abercrombiebabi08
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July 14, 2004 6:25pm UTC

Sick and tired of this world
There's no more air
Tripping over myself, going nowhere
Waiting, suffocating, no direction
I took a dive and
[CHORUS]
On the way down
I saw you, and you saved me from myself
And I won't forget the way you loved me
And on the way down
I almost fell right through
But I held on to you
Been wondering why it's only me
Have you always been inside waiting to breathe
It's alright, sunlight on my face
I wake up and yet, I'm alive 'cuz
[CHORUS]
I was so afraid of going under
But now, the weight of the world
Feels like nothing, nothing
(down, down, down)
You're all I wanted
(down, down, down)
You're all I needed
(down, down, down)
You're all I wanted
You're all I needed
And I won't forget the way you loved me
All that I wanted, all that I needed and now
[CHORUS]
-Ryan Cabrera
awesome song!

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:21am UTC

Okay, I have an idea. How about I just leave up an away message, and make it SEEM like I have a life. Even though I'm probably sitting at the computer... rocking back and forth, humming the theme song 2 the show "Friends"

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:21am UTC

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I am not here, so what's wrong with you?
You're talking to yourself, and that's not too cool
You must have been one of those kids that took the short bus to school!
lmao

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:21am UTC

What's up with America's obsession with shizzles? Next librarians will be saying, "be quizzle fo shizzle my little nizzles."

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:20am UTC

Only in America do they leave the doors of the bank open, but chain the pens to the desk.
love this

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Abercrombiebabi08
posted a quote
June 24, 2004 5:20am UTC

My fish drowned, brb
get it? fish cant drown..they swim underwater lol

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:19am UTC

ur mommA so stupid..
-she tried 2 drown a fish
-she thought a querterback was a refund
-she got locked in a grocery store and starved 2 death
-under "education" on her job application she put "Hooked On Phonics"
-she tripped over a cordless phone
-she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept
-at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put " Aries"
-if she spoke her mind , she would b speechless
-she studied a blood test and failed
she thought Boiz 2 Men was a daycare center
-she sold her car 4 gas money$
-when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:19am UTC

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:18am UTC

*A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no. She asked him if he wanted her, he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry, he said no. She turned to leave, he grabbed her arm and said..you're not pretty; you're beautiful. And I don't want you; I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die*

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:18am UTC

Life is like a pool........... once you get in , it is cold, but you get used ot it

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:18am UTC

I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

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June 24, 2004 5:17am UTC

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:17am UTC

One day a girl finds a magic genie in a bottle. The genie tells the girl that he will grant her one wish. She thinks really hard about what her one wish will be. Finally, she gets out a map of the world and tells the genie all she really wants is peace in all the mid east countries. The genie says "lady, they've been fighting forever, there's no way even a wish could make them stop. Is there anything else you want?" So she says, "Well, i always wanted the perfect man. One who could fulfill all my needs." The genie rolled his eyes and said " Geez, give me the damn map."
lmao!!

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:16am UTC

Since I know how much you love to read my away messages %n, here's one just for you! Feel special, don't you?

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:16am UTC

There are three kinds of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't.

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:16am UTC

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
- If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press "2".
- If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
- If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:16am UTC

It's alright to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving, you must have your reasons
The season is calling your pictures are falling down
The steps that I retraced the sad look on your face
The timing and structure, did you hear, he f#@ked her
A day late a buck short I'm writing the report
On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now
And it's happened once again, I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands, sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long
To face this on my own, well I guess this is growing up
-blink 182-
*dammit*
LOVE THIS SONG!!

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:14am UTC

If ur bored follow the directions:
1. on the outside of ur hand write :"sup,turn over"
2. turn ur hand over and write:sup turn over
3. read ur hand
ill bbs... tell me how ur hand thing works out lol!

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:14am UTC

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver
lmao

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Abercrombiebabi08
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June 24, 2004 5:13am UTC

2 friends of mine are Al Kohalic and Al Kickurass

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