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how do you expect kids to listen to our parents when...;

Tarzan lives half naked.
Cinderella comes home at midnight.
Aladdin is the king of thieves.
Pinocchio lies all the time.
Batman drives at 200 miles per hour.
Sleeping beauty is lazy.
Ariel explores different worlds with a crab.
And Snow White lives with 7 guys.

You shouldn't be surprised. We get these from our

Story Books.❤

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