honey, when i was your age
it was sabrina the teenage witch,
not hannah montana.
it was jesse mccartney, not justin bieber.
it was cookie monster, not veggie monster. 
it was drake & josh, not bucket & skinner.
it was crazy steve, not spencer.
it was megan, not carly.
it was webkinz, not zhu zhu pets.
it was gameboys&d.s.'s, not cellphones and ipods.
it was curly hair, notstraight.

pink was the cool color, not purple.
zack and cody lived in a hotel, not on a cruise ship.
we listened to lizzie mcguire, not lil wayne.
we loved our mom & dad, not our boyfriend.
boys had cooties, not std's.
we played m.a.s.h., not spin the bottle.
we drank juice, not beer.

Damn, I miss the old days.