Really Funny Must Read!
**I found this online and thought it was
funny.
A little girl was walking along a beach in
California when she came across a man with no clothes on and
just a newspaper covering his genitals.
The little girl said, "What do you have under that
newspaper, Mister?"
The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go
away!" The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell
asleep.
Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating
pain. "Where the hell am I?"
A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you
needed emergency help, so we rushed you right over."
"Well, what the hell happened to me?"
"We don't know, son. Do you remember anything unusual
happening to you today?"
The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me
just before I fell asleep."
The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl
was still there, and she was. The person said, "Do you
know what happened to that man you saw here earlier?"
"Well," the little girl said, "I started to play
with that nice little bird that he had and the damn thing spit
on me. So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest
on fire!"
NMF
credit xnicolex7
12 faves · Jun 30, 2011 11:17am