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wittygirlyisachick

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Member Since: 12 Jan 2011 06:20pm

Last Seen: 11 Sep 2012 08:45pm

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  1. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    When your sitting in class and
    your teacher assighns you
    something and you think
    "Well here comes the stress."

  2. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Stop comparing yourself to others.
    You are You, and nobody else could
    be you, even if they tried to be. You
    are unique and beautiful. You are
    what makes you, you. Nobody else
    is you. So be yourself, and let others
    embrace it.

  3. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    You can take everything I have
    You can break everything I am
    Like i'm made of glass
    Like i'm made of paper
    Go on and try to tear me down
    I will be rising from the ground
    Like a skyscraper.

  4. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Do you know what the average Americans' biggest fear is?
    Speaking infront of an audiance.
    Yupp. That's me. Hiding under a table...

  5. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    sotoday::
    i looked up what "d i c k" meant on urban dictionary;
    well...
    1.The male genitals
    2.An abrasive man
    3. short-forn for "Richard'
    examples:
    1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
    2.Stop being such a dick
    3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.

  6. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    Your like and Indian Summer in the Middle of winter
    Like a hard candy with a suprise center
    How do i get better once i've had the best?
    You said there's tons of fish on the water so the water i will test.

  7. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    theres tons of fish in the water.
    xxx

  8. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    SMILE

  9. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 12:51am UTC
    Click the heart and ill wright something
    on your wall that will make you smile!(:
    Not joking just feel like being nice!(:

  10. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 12:42am UTC
    Its my birthday today!
    Can i get some favs?(:
    im turning 13!(:
    xxx August 26th, 98 xxx

  11. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Will you be my
    highschool sweetheart?

  12. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Sweatpants,
    hair tie,
    chillin' with no make- up on.
    That'ss when your the prettiest,
    i hope that you don't take it
    wrong.

  13. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    That exciting moment
    when your writing a quote and your like
    " this is going to be such a good one!"
    and then
    that depressing moment
    when you look at the favs
    20 minuetes later and it got 6....

  14. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    And we all have that one friend that
    were married to on facebook
    and you act like your totally
    madly in love with them when you
    text them. and you tell them everything.

  15. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    Dear Snookie,
    So, you're bright orange and love lasagna? Huh. Original.
    Sincerely, Garfield.

  16. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    GOT BIEBER?

  17. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Dear Facebook,
    Please don't put the search bar and status bar so close to each other...
    Sincerely, everyone knows who's on my mind now...

  18. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    im.not.trying.to.impress.you.or.anything.but...
    i can sleep with my eyes closed...

  19. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Dear Selena Gomez,
    Severe nausea and headaches?
    Sincerely, sounds like somebody's having a baby, baby, baby oh!

  20. wittygirlyisachick wittygirlyisachick
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Okay so this guy added me on facebook;
    and i accepted the request because we had a couple mutual friends. So he inboxed me and was all " you should text me sometime(:" and so i say "wtf creep!" and he said "
    I aint a creep im just askin for ur num to know u better i aint like all those guys out there damn sorry goodbyee" so i gave him a random number like 123-7345 and hes like aiight thanks so hes texting this random person and he messeged me back and was like" dammmn girl you have some fineee storrys"
    i dont even know who hes texting!
    STORY OF MY LIFE

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