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When I was little, I had a hampster. I really wanted a dog, but my mom wouldn't let me get one. So, then one day my mom told me that my hampster was really a dog on the inside. Being little, I believed her. I asked my neighbor for a leash, some dog food, and a dog bed. When I showed my mom, she chuckled, gave me a hampster ball, tied the leash onto that, and called it a day. I was a good kid. =]

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