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justbeinluke

1. justbeinluke
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2011 11:39am UTC
   Wanna know a secret?
   When I was little, I was the biggest mommy's boy. So, one morning, I go up to my dad, and I ask him, "Daddy, I want to be like mommy! Can I be like mommy someday?" My dad looked up from his newspaper, and said, "Oh Luke, you have so much to learn." He chuckled and walked away.
   
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2. justbeinluke
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   July 6, 2011 11:34am UTC
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3. justbeinluke
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   June 29, 2011 10:43pm UTC
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   Whenever I see a girl I like- You can easilly tell I like her. I start smiling stupidly, turn bright red, and my palms start to sweat. People think it's adorable. I think it's embarrassing.
   
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4. justbeinluke
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   June 26, 2011 3:42pm UTC
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   When I was little, I had a hampster. I really wanted a dog, but my mom wouldn't let me get one. So, then one day my mom told me that my hampster was really a dog on the inside. Being little, I believed her. I asked my neighbor for a leash, some dog food, and a dog bed. When I showed my mom, she chuckled, gave me a hampster ball, tied the leash onto that, and called it a day. I was a good kid. =]
   
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5. justbeinluke
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   June 23, 2011 4:11pm UTC
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   When I was in 4th grade, I chose one day of the week to just sit there in school and not do anything for the day. When the teacher noticed, she called down my parents for a little "talk". Then, for the rest of the year, I stacked on all my books and binders on my desk and slept through math and reading.
   Best. Year. Ever. xD
   
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6. justbeinluke
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   June 22, 2011 2:51pm UTC
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   I liked a girl for almost three years before I asked her out. What'd she do? She gave me a dirty look and screamed, "Ew, GROSS." The first thing I did when I came home from school that day spending hours in my room trying not to cry.
   
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7. justbeinluke
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   June 20, 2011 4:38pm UTC
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   When my guy friends compare abs and muscles together, I'm always scared that I'd get made fun of if mine didn't look as good as theirs.
   
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8. justbeinluke
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   June 18, 2011 1:59pm UTC
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   Yes, even with my looks, I have my insecurities just as bad as you girls do; I just can't show them as easilly.
   
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9. justbeinluke
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   June 18, 2011 11:40am UTC
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   I think it's disgusting when girls disrespect themselves. If you don't have any respect for yourself, why would you want other people to respect you?
   
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10. justbeinluke
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    June 13, 2011 6:00pm UTC
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    You know how you girls have a him? Well, us guys have a her(=
    
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11. justbeinluke
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    June 6, 2011 3:10pm UTC
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    I've always been scared to ask a girl if they wanted my hoodie because I keep thinking that they'll say no.
    
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12. justbeinluke
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    June 5, 2011 4:37pm UTC
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    I hate when I hear my friends disrespecting their girlfriends.
    
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13. justbeinluke
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    June 5, 2011 3:55pm UTC
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    I love when I get my hoodie back from a girl and it smells like their perfume.
    
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14. justbeinluke
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    June 5, 2011 10:51am UTC
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    My heart races when a girl is under the stars with me laying on my chest.
    
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15. justbeinluke
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    June 5, 2011 10:43am UTC
    Yeah, Im a guy.
    I came here on Witty because this is where my sister came to vent and stuff about her life. I decided to check it out. Though she didnt make an account, I did, and im looking forward to chatting with you girls. 16 and single, just wanna meet people on here I'll concider good friends.
    Check me out?
    
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16. justbeinluke
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    June 5, 2011 10:34am UTC
    Hey its Luke. 16 and chillin. Chat me up?
    
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