Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope?
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"?
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button?
When asked what the capital of California was, answered 'C'?
Cooked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125?
After losing a breastroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?

- Just a joke. No offense to blondes [: