5 years old: not peeing yourself.

8 years old: pouring a bowl of cereal.

12 years old: first boy/ girlfriend.

16 years old: getting your learners' permit.

18 years old: getting your drivers license.

21 years old: having your first drink.

26 years old: graduating college.

30 years old: getting married.

35 years old: having a family and good job.

45 years old: not having a mid-life crisis.

55 years old: getting your dirvers license back.

65 years old: getting your drivers license back. (again)

75 years old: pouring a bowl of cereal.

85 years old: not peeing yourself.