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you got that smile that only heaven can make, i pray to god every day, that you keep that smile. you are my dream, there's not a thing i wont do, i'd give my life up for you, cause you are my dream. and baby everything that i have is yours. you will never go cold or hungry. i'll be there when you're insecure, let you know that your always lovely. cause you are the only thing that i got right now one day when the sky is falling i'll be standing right next to you*♥

  1. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC
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  2. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  3. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    7th grade
    boy: I like her and i want you to tell her for me.
    boy's friend: ok
    boys Friend: hey, he likes you, you want to go out?
    Girl: um.. no. sorry.
    8th grade:
    boy: i like her and i want her to know..will you tell her.
    boy's friend: sure
    Boy's friend: he likes you and he wants to go out with you.
    Girl: no i like someone else.
    That Summer:
    Boy: i like her and i want to tell her.
    Boy: i like you and i want to go out with you.
    Girl: no i just want to be friends.
    few days later:
    Girl: He likes me but i don't like him
    Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother you again. i dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out.
    Girl: ok
    The next day:
    Boy: i really like you will you please go out with me.
    Girl: yes
    boy: what?!
    Girl: yes!
    boy:YESS!!!
    Girl starts to fall for the boy.
    Exactly one month later:
    Girls friend: i think its time you break up
    Girl: ok.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no)
    Boy: hey
    Girl:hi
    Boy: hows it goin?
    Girl: its fine.
    Boy: whats wrong?
    Girl: i think we should break up..
    Boy: what..?
    Girl: we should break up.
    Boy: why...
    Girl: its just.. we never see eachother any more
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I've never met your family
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore.
    Boy: I wish i could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: i know.
    Girl: i'm sorry.. i have to go.
    Boy: thanks for trying.
    The next day
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: I'm sorry
    Boy: No i'm happy we broke up i could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: ok.
    Freshman
    Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. i have since we first started dating. but i can't tell him, i can't tell anybody.
    Sophmore
    Boy has a new girlfriend
    Girl: (playing their song) i like him.. i still do.. but i can't tell him. i can't tell anybody.
    Junior year
    Boy and his girlfriend broke up.
    Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will.
    Boy: I'm sorry i like someone else.
    Girl runs away crying.
    The next day the boy finds a note in his locker.
    I told you i like you. but i was wrong. i ment I love you. But you don't love me. I wish i could change that. I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade. I really didn't want to. I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now. By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support. I just needed to tell you before i go. I love you. Don't for get that.
    Boy stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall. He went to her house. but she wasn't home.
    The next day:
    Boy goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see.
    Nurse: it seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. she had cancer and she passed away, yesterday. I'm sorry.
    the boy stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street.
    The next day:
    At her Funeral
    The boy asks to speak.
    Boy: A few days before i received a note from her. (he reads the note.) and i wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, i love her. i loved her for a long time. and there is nothing i can do now. nothing. all i can say is i love you and now your gone.. I wish i could change that. The Boy starts crying and so does everyone else.
    The Boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with The Girl. He was 28.
    REPOST or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years.
    RePoSt and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight.
    Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all serious diseases including cancer..
    Repost for all of the people who fear death is at there door
    Repost for people with cancer

  4. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    that like a boss moment,
    when you throw something in the trash, and make it in

  5. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    guuuys...
    i neeed followers.
    follow me? i promise i'll follow back♥

  6. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101<3:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot (playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to starta converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    >His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    >You hung up on him. He called you back
    >You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish. Ok stop!! Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  7. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  8. xosamm98 xosamm98
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    September 7, 2011 2:08pm UTC
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    <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 12px;"><span data-scayt_word="Im" data-scaytid="1"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">Im</span></span><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);"> in school right now </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">and the f*</span><span data-scayt_word="cking" data-scaytid="11"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">cking</span></span><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);"> teacher </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">had to put the new kid</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 18px;"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">in front of me...</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">I mean it's like she purposely </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 22px;"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">did that so i would be able to</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 24px;"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">stare at him</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 26px;"><span style="background-color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">:/</span></span></span></p>

  9. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:41am UTC
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    25 Jul 2011 at 9:27am
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    <p><span style="font-family: impact"><span style="font-size: 28pt"><span style="font-family: rage italic">I want a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just you watch you sleep. The boy who kisses you forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world. Who thinks you're pretty without makeup on. The one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and lucky he is to have you. <3 </span></span></span><br /> </p>
    Girl: Do you think I'm pretty? Boy: No Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No way. Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine? Boy: My life The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her, and tells her: The reason you're not pretty is cause you're beautiful The reason you never cross my mind is cause you're always on my mind The reason I don't like you is cause I love you The reason I don't want you is cause I need you The reason I won't cry if you left is cause I'd die The reason I won't do anything for you is cause I'd do everything for you The reason I'd chose my life is cause you are my life OH YOU OPENED IT ! GOOD LUCK !! TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT YOUR TRUE LOVE WILL REALIZE THEY LOVE YOU SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN 1:00-4:00PM TOMMORROW! IT COULD BE ANYWHERE GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON YOUR PAGE WITHIN 15 MINUTES YOUR LOVE WILL BE TERRIBLE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS

  10. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    say ur crush name 6 time.
    now make a wish
    whats more important love or ten million dollars
    wish again love or money
    now post this in 60 sec
    and you with have an unexpected convo with your crush
    smile(:

  11. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    big time rush-
    the stupidest boy band since new kids on the block

  12. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  13. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 8:03am UTC
    me and my friends
    are the type of people
    who will spend
    hours
    trying to drown a fish
    but i still love you guys

  14. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:00pm UTC
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  15. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. DRUNK DRIVING. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
    Now you have two choices ;
    1) Repost this message.
    2) Or Pretend It Never Tocuhed Your Heart

  16. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    ♥♥
    is it just me ?
    or is it really hot when guys dougie?
    ♥♥

  17. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:19pm UTC

    FRIENDSHIP
    if you cry, i cry
    if you hurt, i hurt
    if your happy, i'm happy
    if you jump off a bridge,
    i will miss you and your dumb self...

  18. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    our friendship is tighter than joe jonas' pants

  19. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 11:57am UTC
    because i cant be skinny and pretty like that girl you like </3

  20. xosamm98 xosamm98
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    a good friend would lend you an umbrella in the rain, a best friend would take yours and say "RUN YOU IDIOT, RUUN !!!

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