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emeraldmind

1. emeraldmind
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   Okay guys,
   Everyone in my class has taken drivers ed and is going to get their licenses soon.
   I, on the other hand, have not even taken drivers ed.
   Now I'm getting questioned about it and I feel like I'm getting judged.
   May I please get some faves on this so I know it's not that big of a deal.
   Much love,
   COURTNEY XOXO
   
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2. emeraldmind
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   3 things to do before death:
   1) Find out who let the dogs out.
   2) Go to funky town.
   3) Touch MC Hammer.
   
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3. emeraldmind
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   Girl: I like your SHIRT
   Guy: I like your BOOBS
   What would we do without our guys? (;
   
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4. emeraldmind
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   June 21, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   You and I just started dating yesterday...
   I've been waiting since April for you to ask me out...
   
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5. emeraldmind
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   June 14, 2011 11:14pm UTC
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6. emeraldmind
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2011 2:14pm UTC
   IfTHeWorldEndsDoesTomorrow,
   ThenI'mPackingUpAllMyOreos
   <3
   
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7. emeraldmind
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   That awkward moment when;
   You're watching the Doritos Commercial and the guy goes
   "Can I have the best part?"
   And likes the guy's hand. (;
   <3
   
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8. emeraldmind
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 5:11pm UTC
   that akward moment when you see your exboyfriend and he points you out to his friends
   
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9. emeraldmind
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2011 12:38pm UTC
   that pathetic moment when..
   you get dumped over a text \:
   
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10. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 12:13am UTC
    best comeback line ever...
    "milk it"
    not my format
    
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11. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 9:46am UTC
    That face we make
    when we wake up in the morning and look in the mirror (:
    :
    
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12. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    When you have that amazing dream
    when you have your crush in it
    -.-
    not my format
    
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13. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    my teacher gets mad when we talk about facebook in class,
    :)so we change it to bookface (:
    
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14. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 2:41am UTC
    life gives you lemons,
    so you're supposed to make lemonade
    but what if the lemons are bad?
    then what do you do?
    cause you can't make lemonade..
    you ad vodka:)
    quoted from~~my dad:)
    
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15. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 2:35am UTC
    Admit it!
    you be liking something
    and then unliking it
    liking it again
    and then unliking it
    over and over again..
    cause that's how you just role.
    don't worry,
    i do it too<3
    
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16. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    it's funny how i can set people up with each other...
    but i can't get a boyfriend. \:
    if you ever feel this way, fave
    
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17. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Blood Joke! :)
    Hhaaaaaaa:)
    Why do blondes have square boobs? They forget to take the tissues out of the tissue box. (:
    
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18. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    Don't get mad over denial,
    it's not worth while, because the right guy will say yes and he will surely be the best! <3<3<3<3<3
    
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19. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    Life's a rollercoaster, you have ups and downs
    Life's like the life cycle, you feel like you go around and around
    In life, you people that you hate, in life you have ugly traits.
    In life, you wanna cry, in life you wanna die
    Life is a real pain, it feels like a never ending train
    There are things you don't look forward to, sadly this is very true
    So be brave and put on a smile, everything will then be worth while
    Keep your head up, young one
    Everything will be worth the run
    
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20. emeraldmind
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 9:49am UTC
    pull yourself together and don't hate,
    jealousy is the ugliest trait!
    
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