Dear
world,
Please
help.
I'm
30 years
old and I can't get a job other than working at a
fast food place.
My
only
co-worker
hates
me. I would talk to my boss, but all he cares
about is
money.
I'm in love with my best
friend. She's smart, athletic, a gorgeous
southern belle. But I'm stuck in the friend zone.
My
only other friend is a guy who I'm pretty sure only talks to me
because he's mentally
handicapped.
And to top it all off, I live in a
freaking pineapple.
Sincerely,
Spongebob.
(not mine)
13 faves · Jun 22, 2011 12:36pm