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lionjumpshigh

1. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 11:58am UTC
   Happy 15th birthday to me!!!
   15 faves??
   
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2. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   Glee Quotes #11
   Season 2 Episode 2: BRITNEY/BRITTANY
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   BRITTANY: Please don't pull out all my teeth. When I smile, I'll look like an adult baby
   but with boobs.
   nmf
   
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3. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 1:10pm UTC
   Glee Quotes #10
   Season 2 Episode 1: AUDITION
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   BRITTANY: People thought I want on vacation, but actually I spent the summer
   lost in the sewers.
   nmf
   
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4. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 1:35pm UTC
   What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup??
   anyone can ROAST beef, but nobody can PEA soup!
   -iCARLY
   NMF
   
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5. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 11:36am UTC
   Glee Quotes #9
   Season 1 Episode 5: THE RHODES NOT TAKEN
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   KURT: Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters
   shot your mommy.
   nmf
   
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6. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2011 10:32am UTC
   I just found out
   II was born on the same day as Demi Lovato and Amy Adams....
   
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7. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2011 10:24am UTC
   Glee Quotes #8
   Season 1 Episode 10: BALLAD
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   PUCK: I love the days I don't wear underwear....
   full commando.
   nmf
   
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8. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 12:55pm UTC
   Glee Quotes #7
   Season 1 Episode 8: MASH-UP
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   PUCK: Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen
   my guns?
   nmf
   
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9. lionjumpshigh
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 12:49pm UTC
   Glee Quotes #6
   Season 1 Episode 4: PREGGERS
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   SUE SYLVESTER: I often yell at homeless people, "Hey! How's that homelessness working out for you? Give NOT
   being homeless a try.
   nmf
   
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10. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Glee Quotes #5
    Season 2 Episode 22: NEW YORK
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    SANTANA: I need to re-pencil my
    eyebrows on.
    nmf
    
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11. lionjumpshigh
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    July 27, 2011 7:21pm UTC
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12. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Glee Quotes #4
    Season 1 Episode 21: FUNK
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    KURT: I'm so depressed I wore the same outfit twice
    this week.
    nmf
    
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13. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    Glee Quotes #3
    Season 2 Episode 13: COMEBACK
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    SAM: Who is more rock n roll that Justin Bieber?
    No one.
    nmf
    
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14. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Glee Quotes #2
    Season 2 Episode 15: SEXY
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    EMMA: A nooner is when you sneak for dessert in the middle of the day
    Right??
    nmf
    
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15. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Glee Quotes #1
    Season 2 Episode 22: NEW YORK
    .
    KURT: Did you know that I can get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu??
    I feel like Eloise!
    nmf
    
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16. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    you know you're in trouble when
    you're called by your FULL NAME.
    "Albus Percival Wulfic Brian Dumbledore, get down here NOW!"
    n m f .
    
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17. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    "oh bother"
    
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18. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Today,
    I was at the grocery store with my mom
    I saw a little girl and her mom
    They were Mexican.
    the little girl wanted jello
    When she asked her mom, she said, "Mom, can I get this HELLO??
    [♥] if you get it.
    nmf
    
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19. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    it's friday! friday!
    gotta get down on friday
    nmf
    
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20. lionjumpshigh
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    Tomorrow's the last HARRY POTTER. I'm going to miss it soo much! Fave if you are too. ♥
    
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