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i hate my life.
i'm a failure.
i'm 22 and i'm just a lowly cook at a fast food place.
this is the only job i've ever had
and probably the only one i'll ever get.
my coworker verbally harasses me.
if i tell my boss, he will cut my already low salary
because all he cares about is money.

outside of work, i don't really do anything.
my best friend is mentally challenged
but i guess that's better than nothing.
i'm in love with one of my neighbors,
she's a southern beauty who just moved here,
but i'm pretty sure she hates me too.

i'm stuck in my hometown
because i never learned how to drive.
i fail the test for my license every time i take it.
and worst of all?

i live in a freaking pineapple under the sea.
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i hate my life. i'm a failure. i'm 22 and i'm just

13 faves · 1 comments · Jun 8, 2011 4:51pm

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monkeykool150 · 1 decade ago
woah for a sec i thought u were serious ahahaha
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