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monkeykool150
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 12:22pm UTC

Dear person,
Spread me apart, lick me with your tongue, grab my sides & eat my
cream.
Love, Oreos.(;
Format by Sandrasaurus

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 11:53am UTC

What involves;
deep breathing, shoving something hard in and out, & around your mouth & leaves wet, white stuff everywhere?
Brushing your teeth(; ♥!
nmq

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 2:55am UTC

God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
*my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
*my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
*my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
*my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
*my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
No Matter What.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 2:26am UTC

I'll be Juliette
--------------------------------------> and you'll be Romeo

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 1:21am UTC

"What time is it?"
"The clock it over there.."
"DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?!?"

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 1:11am UTC

Fave this if you say
»»"Suck my dick"
but your a girl♥

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 12:54am UTC

If coconut oil is made out of coconuts,
& vegetable oil is made out of vegetables.
Then what the HELL is baby oil made out of?

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 11:38pm UTC

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 11:05pm UTC

Girl: suck my dick!
Boy: you don't have one
Girl: that makes 2 of us.(:

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 12:51pm UTC

They're 3 sides of a argument,
1) Your side
2) My side
3) The right side

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 8:12pm UTC

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 8:07pm UTC

Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
You think i'm trippin'?
Tie my shoe.
If you like me, great.
If you don't, even better.
If you think you know me...
You have no idea.
You don't have to love me.
You don't have to like me.
But you WILL respect me!

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 7:52pm UTC

I've never seen a grave that read:
"Died from not forwarding that text to 10 people"

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Teacher: Where is your Math
book?
Student: Home..
Teacher: And what is it doing
there?
Student: Having more fun
then me.
border credit: xxscarsxx

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 7:28pm UTC

When a girl cries ,
it's not over just one thing,
It's a build up of anger and tears
that have been holding in for so
long .
They try to put a smile on
everyday ,
so no one will see the pain
they are
really feeling.
And sometimes, the happiest girls
are the ones
breaking down inside.
border credit- wittygirl2010

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 7:08pm UTC

Tell a girl shes
beautiful
A MILLION TIMES,
she will never
believe you. Tell a
girl shes fat ONCE
and she never
forgets.

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 8:08pm UTC

Girl: Do I look okay?
Bruno Mars: When I see your face, there’s not a thing that I would change, cause girl you’re amazing
Girl: Dude, chill! I only asked if I looked okay!!

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Okay, its
official...
I ' m a w i t t y a d d i t c ( :

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 7:40pm UTC

Apple wanted to make an
iTouch for kids, but they
canceled the idea because
it was called iTouch Kids
Fave if you get it(:

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monkeykool150
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 7:31pm UTC

When I die,
My friend will go to my funeral, a good friend will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chillin' with Jesus"

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