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Dear Officer,
No, my speech isn't slurred. I'm speaking in cursive.
Sincerely, not as think as you drunk I am.


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Dear Officer, No, my speech isn't slurred. I'm speaking

22 faves · Jun 4, 2011 2:32am

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