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Member Since: 15 May 2011 03:23pm

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I'm Jenna. I like pie. I have a tumblr. I probably will like you. No I'm not going to make this all pretty like my quotes. Okay. Bye.
  1. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:52am UTC
    Do you sleep in your bra? Jesus, no.
    Do you like noodles? I do.
    Do you enjoy drama? I enjoy drama class.
    Are you a girly girl? Ask the people I hang out with.
    Small or large purses? I dislike purses.
    Are you short or tall? Tall? Average? I don't know.
    Do you like somebody? I do.
    Do you care if your socks are dirty? I hardly ever wear socks.
    Do you like Halloween? I do, sir.
    Are you double jointed? Not that I know of.
    Where is the weirdest place you have ever slept? I'll get back to you on that.
    Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the last 24 hours? Yeah, Chris.
    Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Not at the moment.
    Do you call anybody by their last name? Yeah.
    How many guys do you think will read this just because it says Girl Confessions? None, I would assume.
    What color is the bra that you're wearing? I'm in bed, I'm not wearing one.
    Do you prefer light or dark haired boys? I don't care, but it tends to be dark.
    Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Not really.
    Do you have a best friend? I do, sir.
    Have you ever had your heart broken? Of course. Just makes you stronger.
    Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? I've joked about it, but not really.
    Do you like your life? It's been okay lately, so yes.
    Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Several times.
    Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Equal ammount of both.
    How long have you had a Facebook? I don't know, nor do I really care.
    Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yeah.
    What are your biggest fears? I suppose death. Pain. Causing others pain. Causing myself pain. I don't like hurting people.
    Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Haven't we all?
    Have you ever not been able to get someone off your mind? I repeat, haven't we all?
    Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"? Yes. If they cheated with you, there's a large chance they'll cheat on you. People change, but your past doesn't.
    Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yes.
    Do you ever wish you were famous? lolno.
    Are you currently missing someone? Yes.
    Who are you texting right now? Christopher went to sleep, so nobody, currently.
    Cowboy or Gangster? Cowboy.
    Contacts or Glasses? I dont care. Either.
    Eyeliner or Mascara? Eyeliner.
    Pink or Black? Black.
    Pumps or Flats? Flats, usually.
    Skirts or Pants? Jeans, please.
    Socks or Leggings? Leggings.
    Hoodies or Jacket? Both are fine.
    Heels or Sneakers? Sneakers.
    Straight or Curly Hair? Don't care. Usually wavy.
    White or Black? Can I pick both?
    Smoothies or Lattes? Latte, I suppose.
    Diet or Regular Soda? Regular. Diet sucks.
    Water or Daiquris? Don't care.
    Pearls or Diamonds? They're both beautiful, but I'm inclined towards pearls.
    Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Mary-Kate.
    iPod or Cell Phone? Cell phone so I can talk to people.
    Friends or Family? I choose my friends over my family a lot. I guess that's just a teenager thing.
    Lip Gloss or Lip Stick? I honestly don't wear either too much.
    Manicure or Pedicure? Pedicure.
    Tank Tops or Beaters? Tank top.
    Big Sunglasses or Small Sunglasses? Don't care.
    Sunglasses or Purse? Sunglasses.
    In a guy
    Face or Body? Face. Body doesn't really matter.
    Sweet or Sexy? Both.
    Funny or Serious? You need some of both.
    Romantic or Daredevil? Either is wonderful
    Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Light is beautiful, but so is dark.
    Long Hair or Short Hair? Somewhere in the middle.
    Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Curly.
    Hockey Player or Football Player? Either is awesome.

  2. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:22am UTC
    A- Available? Noope.
    B - Birthday? 3-21-97
    C - Crushing on? Christopher.
    D - Drink you last had? Water.
    E - Easiest person to talk to? Haley, Chris, Tor, Morggy.
    F - Favorite song? The Mess I Made-Parachute
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy bears.
    H - Hometown? Jacksonville, Florida.
    I - In love with? Love never turns out well, bro. I can live without.
    J - Jealous of? Haley, Emily, Tor, Morgan. Yeah.
    K - Killed someone? Hell yeah.
    L - Longest car ride? Michigan.
    M - Milkshake flavor? Oreo.
    N - Number of siblings? Zero.
    O - One wish? To see Christopher tomorrow.
    P - Person you texted last? Oh, lookie. Chris.
    Q - Question you are always asked? "...What are you doing?"
    R - Reason to smile? Everything. Nothing. Just small things.
    S - Song you last listened to? When I Get Home You're So Dead-Mayday Parade
    U - Underwear color? Green and yellow striped.
    V - Violent moment you had? Almost killing someone with my heels.
    W - Worst habit? Biting my nails.
    X - X-rays you had? Neck, back, head.
    Y - Yoyos are? Fantastic.
    Z - Zodiac sign? Aries.

  3. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    You promised.
    You promised that I came before them.
    Do I honestly mean nothing to you?

  4. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:07am UTC
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  5. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:16pm UTC
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  6. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    I love it how any girl on here can put a quote out that says
    "I'm a boy"
    and they get a million comments just because of that.
    Seriously. It just makes me mad >.<

  7. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:49am UTC
    -----------♥ -----------
    Balls
    -----------♥-----------
    I'm lovely<3

  8. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
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  9. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 6:30am UTC
    -Grab your Phone.
    -Who's the last person you called?
    Haley
    -Who was your last missed call from?
    Luis c:
    -Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    I only have one contact under D.
    -Who's the third person who comes up under E?
    Only one with E, too xD
    -Who was your last received call from?
    Haley
    -How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    Not sure, my phone is mean and it won't tell me :3
    -What do you have as your background?
    Haley and I holding hands :P
    -Who's the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Jackass.
    -Who's the first person who comes up under B?
    Brandon, who is technically under C for creeper, but...
    -How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    5
    -Who was your last message from?
    Jackass.
    -Who is the first name in your phone book?
    Annaliese :L
    -Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zhyre
    -Who's the 5th person under A?
    It's an AT&T bill balance thing that it won't let me delete...
    -Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Luis. Still... It must seem like I'm ignoring the boy to you people o-o
    -What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    "Thank you... I'm here for you if you need it, too. I mean, only if you want to tell me or anything..."
    -What does the first message in your inbox say?
    "Ya Ik how u feel"

  10. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 4:02am UTC
    So as for now,
    We're just friends, we're just friends.

  11. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 3:44am UTC
    I love you more than I could ever
    scream...
    -Black Veil Brides <3

  12. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    I love it how
    I can sit on the phone with him in s-i-l-e-n-c-e
    for hours,
    Just because I'm happy knowing
    he's t h e r e.

  13. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    That pointlessly fans my mouth when ice cream is too cold?

  14. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 1:31am UTC
    "I just got my birthday present. I can think of a better gift.
    You being here with me. Even for just a minute.
    Enough for me to kiss you.
    I've wanted to for a long time."
    This is why I love him. This is why I look forward to November.
    This is why I'm happy.
    I love you <3

  15. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 12:41am UTC
    Type your name: Jenna
    Type your name with your elbow: jenna
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Jenna
    Type your name with your nose: jenhnhaq
    Bash your head into the keyboard: gtt
    Now repost this quote but delete my answers

  16. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 12:33am UTC
    For everyone out there who thinks love is impossible...
    It's not. I promise.
    My boyfriend is exactly a year and 2 months younger than me.
    He's about 5 inches shorter than me.
    I know people who think it would never work out because of just that...
    But, no. We're completely fine with it.
    Oh, and he lives exactly 395 miles away from me.
    We haven't seen each other in person for 2 years, and somehow we manage to make everything work.
    Nothing is impossible with love, as corny as it is.
    It's the most amazing feeling in the world.
    Don't doubt it.

  17. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Because I always forget...
    Hot Pink Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff3333;">
    Orange Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff6600;">
    Yellow Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Gold Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px limegreen;">
    Bright Green Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #00ff00;">
    Cyan Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px cyan;">
    Sky Blue Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #0099ff;">
    Turquoise Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #006666;">
    Lavender Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #333ccc;">
    Purple Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #330066;">
    And the html for the color codes in case I happen to want to change the colors; http://www.computerhope.com/htmcolor.htm

  18. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    I've been thinking
    That the stars are all aligned,
    I'm young but I am bright enough
    To read solar signs...
    -The Ready Set

  19. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    You like my status...
    YOU MUST WANNA HAVE MY BABIES.

  20. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Dude... She used the winkey face...
    She wants me.
    ;D

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