Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join
Favorite if:
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
Next Quote >

Favorite if: -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack

11 faves · May 24, 2011 4:37pm

heaven_hell

by

heaven_hell


tags

requests

People who like this quote

AugustAnnjuicyyy143MelissaAnnnncritch93jmp22Shelbis487mariaaRachel29timetoshineex99heaven_hellurmom5