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Hi. My name is Janie and I'm 12 turning 13 on June, 22th. I'm American and I absolutly love One Direction, TSwift, Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, and my family and friends:)

  1. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  2. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Lyrics I Relate To #1:
    I bet she’s beautiful
    That girl he talks about
    And she’s got everything
    I’ve had to live without

  3. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read
    this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says
    its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God
    send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being
    tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor.
    If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥

  4. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Just Because You're Sadder than me
    Doesn't mean I'm not sad

  5. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Time started: 3:25
    Gender: Female
    Birthday: June 22th 1999
    Siblings: 2 sisters
    Eye color: green or hazel
    Shoe size: 6.5 or 7
    Height: 5’2
    What are you wearing: A turquoise tank top with seagulls on it and blue and pink shorts
    Where do you live: Simsbury, Connecticut
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Can you make a dollar in change right now: Yeah well if I had my money with me but I don’t
    Who are your closest friends: Delaney, Madie, Sarah
    Best place for a date? Ice cream place, movies, beach
    Where is your fav place to shop: Old Navy
    Favorite kind of plant? Tree
    Fave Color? Green
    Fave Number: 11
    Fave Boys Name: Jake
    Fave Girls Name: Caroline
    Fave Sport: Lacrosse
    Fave Month: June
    Movies: Harry potters and Remember the Titans
    Juice: lemonade
    Icecream: Reese’s or cookie monster
    Breakfast food: Waffles or breakfast bars or berries
    Favorite cartoon character: Phineas or Ferb
    Given anyone a bath: Yep haha
    Smoked: No
    Made yourself throw-up: Nah
    Gone skinny dipping: Yeah as a kid
    Eaten a dog: No way!
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole? No but I’ve put it on many ice cubes
    Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
    Broken a bone? Not that I no of
    Played truth or dare: Of course
    Been in a physical fight: Not really haha I mean me and my friends wrestle sometimes but not serious fights
    Been in a police car: No
    Been on a plane: Yes
    Come close to dying: No, never
    Been in a sauna: Yes I think I have
    Been in a hot tub: Pssh yes
    Cried when someone died: I think
    Cried in school: Yes
    Fell off your chair: Yup haha multiple times
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: Yeah
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: Don't have either
    Saved e-mails: No
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Yes, I’m currently like in love with one haha
    Made out with JUST a friend?: No
    Used someone: No, not really
    Whats your good luck charm? Idk
    Best song you ever heard: Either Moments by One Direction or You Belong with Me by Taylor swift
    What's your bedroom like: Kind of messy
    Last thing you said: Sorry, but a lot of people have tried to steal that dollar this year
    What is beside you? My phone
    Last thing you ate: Mint Malonos
    What kind of shampoo do you use? Idk haha
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: My best friend is moving
    Chicken Pox: Nope
    Sore Throat: Many times
    Stitches: Yeah on my nose
    Broken nose: Well I think but I’m not sure
    Do you believe in love at first sight: Yeah, yeah I think I do
    Like school: I like being with people and being able to see friends I wouldn’t hang out with outside of it
    What schools have you gone to: Elementry school, a different elementary school, a church for preschool, and middle school
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars: Yes I would buy a house for my aunt
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: Madie, Christian, Delaney, Riley, Annie, Nate, Mary, Jules, Knute definitely, and maybe Brendan or something
    Who was the last person that called you: Um probably my mom but idrk
    What makes you laugh the most? Either my family being themselves or my best friend Delaney
    What makes you smile? My family and my friends
    Last Person you yelled at: My mom or maybe one of my friends
    Told you that they love you: My mom and dad
    Is your loudest friend: Madie
    Do you like filling these out? Yeah I guess
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: Glasses
    Do you like yourself: Yeah but I’m still insecure though
    Do you get along with your family: Yes and I love them more than anything in the world
    Stolen anything over $50: No definitely not
    What are you listening to right now?: Cosmic love by Florence and the machine
    What did you do yesterday: I went to church with my friend, went to her soccer game, and went to work on a science project with her and another friend
    Got any awards: Yeah I’ve gotten a bunch
    What car do you wish to have: Either a bug or Ferrari
    Where do you want to get married: On the beach or in strawberry fields
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: My weight or my hair
    Good driver: Idk I can’t drive yet haha
    Good Singer: I guess
    Have a lava lamp: No but my sister does
    How many remote controls are in your house: Maybe like nine
    Double jointed: Yep haha
    What do you dream about: Getting married or becoming closer with the boy I really like
    Last time you showered: Last night
    Last time you took a bath: A while ago like maybe in December or March
    Scary or happy movies: Happy
    Chocolate or white chocolate: Milk chocolate
    Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: Idk I don’t like either that much
    Mud or Jell-O wrestling: No idea haha idk what those are
    Vanilla or chocolate: Both
    Summer or winter: Summer but I like Christmas season
    Silver or Gold: Silver I think
    Diamond or pearl: pearl
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset but I like both
    Sprite or 7up: Sprite
    Cats or dogs: Kitty cats
    Coffee or tea: Tea now but when I get older probably coffee
    Phone or in person: In person
    Indoor or outdoor?: Outdoor
    End Time: 3:50

  6. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    TEST YOUR TONGUE (: find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Once youve found the "B" Find The Mistake ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Once you found the 1. Find the 6 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999699999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!) MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMNMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM once you've found the N... Find the Q... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Find the i llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI now, make 2 wishes! *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~* As soon as u made ur two wishesrepost thisas"testur tongue" ;) if u don't ur wisheswont come true! :( You got twenty minutes, HURRy

  7. jmp22 jmp22
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    June 10, 2012 8:44pm UTC
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    June 10, 2012 8:34pm UTC
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  9. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    1. blue green red or yellow
    2. Your first initial?
    3. Your month of birth?
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    5. Your favorite number?
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

  10. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    Things Disney taught me:
    Finding Nemo~ Just keep swimming
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○

  11. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Why fit in
    When you were born go stand out?
    ~Dr. Suess
    by PointeShoes

  12. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    In my world,
    Everyone's a pony
    and they all eat rainbows
    and poop butterflies
    ~Dr. Suess
    by PointeShoes

  13. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Unless someone like you
    Cares a whole awful lot,
    Nothing is going to get better
    It is not!
    ~Dr. Suess
    Format by FormatsByMaisha :)
    If you see this format on MaiiEeeshaSha's profile without credit, its cos I AM MAIIEEESHASHA:D

  14. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Don't cry because it's over
    smile because it happened
    ~Dr. Suess
    by PointeShoes

  15. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life
    Love this story!

  16. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    No joke guys its actually creepy how true it is....
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  17. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Things I want to do before I die:
    Play Eye of the tiger in the car and open all the windows. Drive behind someone who's jogging and cheer them on!

  18. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment 1:
    When you're with your guy friend and you say "boys are stupid" and he is offended and you have to explain to him that he doesn't count

  19. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Sometimes you have to travel through dirty water
    In order to get to the beautiful island<3
    format by alnicholas

  20. jmp22 jmp22
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    He makes me smile
    You make me frown
    He talks to me
    You ignore me
    He laughs with me
    You laugh at me
    He makes an effort
    You don’t even care
    That's why I love him
    not you

:)

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