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"Facebook stalk" HIM.
Delete a status on Facebook because no one likes it.

Change your profile picture of Facebook often because you get tired of your old one.
Wished there was a dislike button on Facebook.
Like to "Like" stuff on Facebook.
Go on Facebook EVERYDAY.
Are friends with someone you HATE on Facebook.
Love it when it's your birthday so everybody says "Happy Birthday" to you on Facebook.
See a awesome quote on Witty and think "I am TOTALLY going to post this as my Facebook status!"
Are married to your best friend on Facebook.
Used to go on Myspace but now go on Facebook.
Ask someone you are not friends with on Facebook if they had a Facebook or not.
Hate it when you see someone post TOO many pictures on Facebook because you are thinking that they are TOTAL camera whores.
Only go on Facebook because you have nothing better to do.


 

 


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Click the ♥ if you "Facebook stalk" HIM. Delete

1327 faves · 12 comments · May 3, 2011 7:41pm

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love_struck_babe · 1 decade ago
I have a dislike button too! :D
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gocrazzyy26 · 1 decade ago
and my final answer is D. all of the above! [:

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wittyquotesgurl · 1 decade ago
Omg, thank you everybody for favoriting now I have 1000 favorites!! :D
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SamKat · 1 decade ago
Lots of girls that I HATE do that----->Hate it when you see someone post TOO many pictures on Facebook because you are thinking that they are TOTAL camera whores.
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heyAguy · 1 decade ago
i facebook stalk myself all the time -_-
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Fieldhockey1331 · 1 decade ago
well you see... i wish i could do all that but my mom thinnks shes saving my from all the drama that goes on on facebook so im not allowed to have a facebook untill maybe next year or this summer i hope i can get one =)
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emzy1423 · 1 decade ago
ALL OF THE ABOVE
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littleMLS · 1 decade ago
well i dont have a facebook; but i wuld favorite this if i did
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PopRock13 · 1 decade ago
i have the dislike button...
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pray4angels · 1 decade ago
I'm a camera ;] And I don't have an fb ;]
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kingkong007 · 1 decade ago
I would if I had one
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KrazyKendall28 · 1 decade ago
i would but i deleted my fb
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