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 Hi, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, I'm not gay. Stop dating douche-bags and jerks. Date me.
 
 

 

 

 

  

 

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Hi, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you.

508 faves · 70 comments · Apr 18, 2011 4:03am

Lucas

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BitchPleaseee · 1 decade ago
This isnt a dating site awk
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Elizabethsandberg · 1 decade ago
F A K E.
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johnnamarlane2015 · 1 decade ago
Have you ever had one of those days when your heart is broken and you just dont know what to do i come and look at these quotes and realize i am not alone most guys are jerks....and i absolutely LOVE you Lucas your quotes always make me smile
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thatswhatshesaidx2 · 1 decade ago
i love you so much Lucas ,, you are THE best <3

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beanx124578 happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
You are like so sweet!(: && all of your quotes are amahazing, come on ppl leave him alone. I guarantee at least half of you have never talked to him in person, give him a break. Btw you are amahazing Lucas. <3 you!
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ohdayuuumx3 · 1 decade ago
I'm not gonna say your fake cause I don't know that.. but you ARE an attention seeker. "Date me." Really? Are you legit? You just came to witty so you can pick up girls. If not then you would've said "Date guys like this."
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kaaitlynpelak · 1 decade ago
awww
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lovelcsc23 · 1 decade ago
"stop dating douchebags and jerks. date me" really?
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iwrotethisforyou · 1 decade ago
so lemmee get this straight... you guys like witty..why? because itt's a place wheree you can basically complainn aboutt all guys are and douche bags and you want the perfecet guy blah blah blah. so when A GUY says all of these things (even though you may not believe him) that you've been begging to hear you wanna complain about that too?? quit being and grow up.
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HerEyesHerEyes · 1 decade ago
Don't like all guys say this..?
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karalynn714 · 1 decade ago
This sounds like my boyfriend :)
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lil_cupcakes · 1 decade ago
This is sooo gay!
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thedingbat · 1 decade ago
My ex said this to me before he cheated on me. Or something similar. Isn't this a facebook group anyway?:L
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be_my_escape · 1 decade ago
LAWL
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mandyxo13 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO.
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xXMegenRawrXx · 1 decade ago
Guys seriously.. Im saying theres good chances hes a boy and a good chance hes a girl :| Stop hating on such a charming thing.
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vanillatwilightangel · 1 decade ago
Guys have said this stuff before to people I know and ended up breaking their hearts, which has made me wary of guys who say this kinda thing
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bookgirl12 · 1 decade ago
K if you're really a guy. Give us your facebook!
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ahhlyssajae · 1 decade ago
the hell?
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RainOrShine · 1 decade ago
Is he really on top because he's a guy?... wow.
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