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"Kills 99.9% of germs."


Yeah.
'Cause my entire hand is clean,
Except for this microscopic dot where .1% of germs
just hang out there and have a tea party.
Totally logical...


miiiineeeeee

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"Kills 99.9% of germs." Yeah. 'Cause my entire

154 faves · 20 comments · Feb 23, 2011 12:28pm

xohatersaremylifexo

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xohatersaremylifexo · 1 decade ago
Alll mine bitchezzz. Be jelous
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Masaraliciouse · 1 decade ago
JOCKER "MINEE" HAHA YEAH SUCK MY DICK.
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BOBBYPIN · 1 decade ago
Yup. Thanks for jocking (:
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biebersgirl16 · 1 decade ago
its kind of funny when you say "miiineeeeee" yet i saw this quote 2 months ago.... cute .
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Mjcmjcx18 · 1 decade ago
hye bitchhess my sclap itchessssss pshhh yeaaaaaaa GFO SUYCK A AND GET OFFF THIS NFUCKING QUOPE YOU MOTHER SHE CLEARLY WROTE IT WAS HERS SO STOP ACCUSING HER OFF AOMEHTING SHE DIDNT DO YOU MOTHER SUCK MY
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Xobri96Xo · 1 decade ago
Funny, all of you people are calling her a bitchh , hoe and a bunch of other names. You do know you're only giving her what she is looking for. I'm 100% positive that she knows she is jocking. The way you guys handle jockers is so stupid. You all yell at them and threaten them to stop, or put them on some stupid jock list. What you're doing is giving them attention! That's what they're after. If you really want them to stop, don't comment on their shitt and don't give into them. If you don't inter vein with them, they'll get the idea that no one cares and will eventually stop.
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Tweeks · 1 decade ago
get a life instead of stealing other people's quotes! YOU STUPID HOE! Go on another website & around with other people's quotes because people on witty don't like your ugly bitchy attitude! ugh i cant stand like you.
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BaileyGirl · 1 decade ago
this freaking ! shes gay as shitt taking everyy quote thats probobaly laready been jocked a hundred times yet shes the NONLY one saying its hers....what a attentions seeking
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xohatersaremylifexo · 1 decade ago
:D
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haleymorgan678 · 1 decade ago
good to know you agree
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xohatersaremylifexo · 1 decade ago
suuuure (:
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haleymorgan678 · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHA. that's the best joke i've heard all day. no one likes you. people don't like jockers.
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xohatersaremylifexo · 1 decade ago
your rightt. I'm sexxxyyyy (:
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haleymorgan678 · 1 decade ago
yeah, unlike you...
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xohatersaremylifexo · 1 decade ago
k.. thats hot
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haleymorgan678 · 1 decade ago
who do you think you are, ? you jocked, and that's that.
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xohatersaremylifexo · 1 decade ago
no
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haleymorgan678 · 1 decade ago
look at her profile
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xohatersaremylifexo · 1 decade ago
no.
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haleymorgan678 · 1 decade ago
she jocked from BOBBYPIN.
and it came from facebook. you say it's yours...it's bobbypins exact format and everything. it's in the top quotes. fuckingg stupidd asss
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