Witty Profiles
*1:OO AM*
get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee,
look quickly in the mirror to be sure there are no masked killers
behind you.. run as fast as you can back to your room, take a 2
foot dive into the air landing safely on your bed, pull the
covers up to your chin and glance around the room, to be sure no
more killers followed you on your expedition back...
then realize you left the lights on. ;)
516 faves · 7 comments · Feb 22, 2011 10:51pm
xsjfxo
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1 decade ago
story.of.my.life.!
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Abbey_Hilton
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1 decade ago
LOL!!!!!! This is classic <3
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jeyunit11lover
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1 decade ago
omg tht happens almost every nite
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ShannonCullen
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1 decade ago
see for a few months i slept with the light on... I am 14 .... lolx
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allieonwitty28
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1 decade ago
story of my life lol
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Kayland
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1 decade ago
not my quote; from facebook.
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dancerskckbutt7 · 1 decade ago
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hahah this is so me except its later cuz i go 2 bed @ 1:00