Buddy the Elf:

First we'll make snow angels for 2 hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.

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(seeing a sign saying, "World's Best Cup of Coffee.) You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to be here!*(* 

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(reading the note on the etch-a sketch) I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

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(to the doctor) Can I listen to your necklace?

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Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco! Franncisco! Franciscoooo!

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I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up.

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(On seeing the mail room) It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...

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Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!


haha :)