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thefray351

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Location: Wisconsin

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thefray351
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:38am UTC

Me: You'll have to be my personal taxi service now that I don't have a car...
Boyfriend: Okay, but you'll have to pay me in kisses.
Me: A kiss per mile?
Boyfriend: Sure, but I'll just have to take the long way home.
. ♥

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thefray351
posted a quote
February 9, 2011 5:34pm UTC

A quick summary plot for a scary movie:
"Spring break camping trip, 'Oh, man, the truck's out of gas! Bummer! Hey, look--there's a creepy old bed-and breakfast with a gas pump.' Crunch, crunch through woods to isolated, gnarly house. 'Knock, knock--hey, there's nobody home--oh what's this weird chair made of? Hey, it's made out of human skin! Rrrrrnnnnnnnnnn! Oh my God, he's got a chain saw--Aaaahhhhhh! Rrrrrrnnnnnnnn! gratuitous blood spray. Dismemberment. Death. Freezers of college-kid limbs. More screaming. And one lone, blood splattered, forever scarred survivor, who will spend the rest of her miserable like in psychiatric care. Roll credits."
-Going Bovine (good book :D)

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thefray351
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 8:05pm UTC

I'm gonna kick
this thing straight
to the moon!
American Idol :D

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thefray351
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 6:58pm UTC

Love... we think about it,
dream about it,
lose sleep worrying about it.
When we don't have it we search for it
and when we discover it
we don't know what to do with it.
We fear losing it.
It is our source of pleasure and pain
but we can't predict which it will be
from one moment to the next.
It's a short word,
easy to spell,
difficult to define,
and impossible to live without.

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thefray351
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:57pm UTC

Buddy the Elf:
First we'll make snow angels for 2 hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
...
(seeing a sign saying, "World's Best Cup of Coffee.) You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to be here!*(*
...
(reading the note on the etch-a sketch) I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.
...
(to the doctor) Can I listen to your necklace?
...
Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco! Franncisco! Franciscoooo!
...
I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up.
...
(On seeing the mail room) It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
...
Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!
haha :)

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thefray351
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:58pm UTC

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight
Somewhere out there someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there
And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky
Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true
-Somewhere out there

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thefray351
posted a quote
December 11, 2010 5:05pm UTC

Are you serious?
... No I'm just being incredibly sarcastic

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thefray351
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 7:23pm UTC

I hate those days
when my mom is
SUPER
crabby :(

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thefray351
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 7:52pm UTC

ON THE BUS
Me: Hey Myranda, did you hear on the radio this morning that a school closed because of a stinking problem?
Myranda: Oh, i thought they said something was stuck in the chimney.
Me: Oh maybe...
*turn toward Chelsea*
Me: Hey Chelsea did you hear this morning that a school closed because of something stuck in the chimney?
Chelsea: I thought it was a stinking problem?
Me: I thought that too!
Myranda: I swore it said there was something stuck in the chimney!
Chelsea: Hmmm... WAIT!... Schools don't have chimneys :D!
Myranda: Oh yeah!
... we all have our blonde moments :D

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thefray351
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 4:54pm UTC

If a fat man grabs you
and puts you in a bag don't cry.
I asked for you for Christmas :D

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thefray351
posted a quote
November 27, 2010 12:28pm UTC

Who do you think you are?
running 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
and tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
so don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?
-Jar of Hearts, Christina Perri

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thefray351
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 8:55pm UTC

Love is just Love,
It can never be explained.

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thefray351
posted a quote
November 10, 2010 6:39pm UTC

Today in English class
we were watching the "Karate Kid."...
but our English teacher couldn't get the T. V. to work and there was only static on the screen.
so she said,
"Imagine the white static is the good ningas and the black static is the bad ningas" :)
Then she put her hand up to her mouth doing sound effects :)...best English class ever...
True Story :D!

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thefray351
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 1:11pm UTC

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn’t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn’t want my arms to get cold…::

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thefray351
posted a quote
October 21, 2010 6:26pm UTC

Thank God the week is done,
I feel like a
Zombie
gone
back to life
Usher, DJ got us falling in love :D

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thefray351
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 7:49pm UTC

I throw my sister in the air sometimes saying, "ayyyoo"
why my sister yells, "let goooo!"

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thefray351
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 7:45pm UTC

What's Love?
In Math: A problem.
In History: A war.
In Chemistry: A reaction.
In Art: A heart.
In Me: You.

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thefray351
posted a quote
September 19, 2010 1:42pm UTC

My cell phone is my
watch, flashlight, calculator,
and so much more :D

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thefray351
posted a quote
September 19, 2010 1:31pm UTC

Earthquake!!!!
*runs over to computer signs onto Facebook and updates status*
"OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!"

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thefray351
posted a quote
September 18, 2010 4:00pm UTC

I say
"Ouch,"
before I'm even sure it hurt... just in case.

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