Ways to "Go"
When nature calls, you'd probably rather not stand up and announce
to friends or family: "I have to pee." Here are some more poetic
ways to let them know you have to go.
"I have to go....
...water the lawn."
...unleash the torrents of a thousand monsoons."
...work on my imitation of the Trevi fountain."
...put the P in porcelain."
...take a trip to Urinopolis."
